Italian Narcolepsy

When you've eaten too much pasta and bread, and become drowsy or nod off afterwards.

"Hey, you see Frankie, sleeping at the table?!"
"Oh, yeah, he's just got Italian Narcolepsy."

by stonedintellectual October 18, 2019

Olympic Narcolepsy

The sensation you get that you will abruptly fall asleep at any moment during the day due to trying to watch as much of the Olympics as you can the night prior, causing you to stay up way too late. A seasonal disorder, occuring in winter or summer only, and is of brief duration (around 2 weeks), and usually occurs in even numbered years. VCR, TiVO or other recording device is the only known remedy.

Jim: "Boy, look at John. He is drooling all over his spreadsheets and computer and he even had 3 cups of coffee. What do you think is wrong with him?"

Jane: "I don't know, but I think he may have Olympic Narcolepsy trying to see the Jamaican bobsled team medal. It was the last event last night."

by PainDoc February 17, 2010

narcoleptic kleptomaniac

-The sleepless stealer. A person who only steals or is a theif at night just for the heck of it.

narcoleptic kleptomaniac- Ex: A sleep walker or someone who thinks they're "Cat Woman."

by Niqua @@ November 7, 2010

Narcoleptatastic

Used to describe the experience of spontaneously falling asleep, usually in a potentially sexual situation with an ex-boyfriend. Narcoleptatastic can also be used as a way to describe sleep faked in order to avoid the same type of situation. It is also used to describe having fallen asleep without realising, though to a much lesser extent.

"That night with *ex-boyfriend's name* was narcoleptatastic!"

"One minute we were talking about shrimp, and the next I was waking up. It was narcoleptatastic."

by Kay O January 6, 2009

Narcolepic

When someone falls asleep in an extreme and entertaining situation.

Cindy was so sloshed after dinner that she b ecame narcolepic in the crowded restaurant.

by mrdax July 11, 2010

the narkoleptic

This a sexual trick a woman does when her boyfriend is an ass. The two are messing around when the girl starts to go down. She gets all into him and then puts it in her mouth. The guy is psyched that he thinks he's about to get head but the girl does nothing. she just stays there with his dick in her mouth and does nothing. This is also known as the "Klute"

"the dumb narkoleptic fell asleep on my dick."

by jane April 25, 2003

Naghole

A mouth used only to bitch and nag at people. Usually my wife's, usually at me.

Holy Christ, you've been bitching at me all day. Shut your naghole, won't you?

by Lex Sleuthor August 19, 2009