Narnia Gay

When someone refuses to come out of the closet and instead have a bearded life with a wife or husband, they are Narnia Gay

'Wow he's so far in the closet he's stuck in Narnia, He's Narnia Gay'

Person 1: Wait Susan has a boyfriend? I thought she was lesbian...?

Person 2: I think she's Narnia Gay'

by htynxdkckidc765 May 28, 2011

In Narnia

to be so far in the gay closet that one might as well be in Narnia (Reference to the wardrobe in C.S. Lewis' "The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe")

Yeah... Ryan's not coming out anytime soon. He's so far in the closet that he's in Narnia!

by angloafricanamerican September 30, 2011

Nureni

Nureni is the most amazing, funny, and best looking guy around. You can not get better than Nureni. He can be overly goofy, very immature, but the coolest and goofy and immature guy around. Everyone loves Nureni, because he is so considerate, and cares for everyone, which can be his fault sometimes. Nureni is and will always be the best, that is why he is loved all around. If you have a Nureni, cherish him, he indeed does bring the light to any situation. Also likes to be called Big N.

You know a Nureni, you must have a great life. Jealous to be you.

by theultimatetheofficelover January 13, 2020

hit up narnia

The term you use when you want to go get super high without people knowing. The term should only be used when you want to enter a different dimension of stoned.

Noel: Hey Kate, wanna go hit up narnia?
Kate: Yeah, but it has to be quick before class.
Noel: Don't worry, we'll be there and back in a sec.

by KinNarnia6251 October 13, 2011

The Full Narnia

A sexual act involving two men, a woman, a wardrobe with a hole cut out in the back, and a faun costume. Have the woman crawl into the wardrobe, sticking her head through the hole that has been cut out. When she is positioned properly, a man is then to mount the woman and perform sexual intercourse while the other man, dressed as Mr. Tumnus, receives oral sex on the other side of the wardrobe.

I'm just glad Carl still had that faun costume, otherwise we couldn't have given that bitch The Full Narnia!

by skinny white boy July 11, 2014

narnia

the middle of fucking nowhere;extremely out of the way from everything else

My house is so out of the way from everything else, i might as well live in fucking narnia!

by peopleofnarnia January 12, 2011

Narnie

Another name for Grandma in the South.

Narnie is baking cookies!

by LoLoGirl April 8, 2011