pants napkin

To use ones pants or clothing to wipe ones hands clean when a napkin is not available.

"Man, that chicken was greasy. Time to use the old pants napkin."

by hyperswivel January 2, 2009

ass napkin

a napkin that is placed in the ass throughout the course of a a day in order to decrease the chances of itching.

*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern

Good thing I've had that ass napkin in all day, I almost streamlined!

Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!

by Brutus Roengardener November 24, 2007

Amund-napping

When an Amund is kidnapped by his/hers/their friends

La oss gå på Amund-napping

Let’s go Amund-napping

by Akselurien September 10, 2021

Douche-napping

Dou-che-napp-ing

When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary

a potential Douche-napping example:

A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!

by w3birdman March 16, 2011

Gimmie dat napkin

A unique way of asking for sex. Napkin being another name for lady parts.

Boy: "Gimmie dat napkin gurl, lemmie get that."
Girl: "You can't have my boy. I ain't that type of girl."

by aly79 June 23, 2008

nippin

When a girl is horny, or cold, her nipples will get hard. When you can see hard nipples under a shirt, this is called nippin.

"Dayum! That foin bitch fuckin nippin dawg!"

by djBOGUE May 7, 2003

cock napkin

Referring to a woman that allows endless amounts of men to use her body as a "napkin" after ejaculation: A whore: A promiscious woman.

"After her last relationship, she turned into such a cock napkin..She fucks anyone"

by Pascali June 13, 2005