nads

ALternate moniker to 'gonads' or 'testicles'.

That dude has big nads.

Yeah, we'll that's what they pay him the big porn bucks for.

by Brugz January 19, 2003

nads

noun, slang 1. testicles 2. sensitive area that a man gets kicked; object of getting kicked

I kicked Patrick in the nads.

by James Reitz November 13, 2005

toe-nads

Noun. singular - "toe-nad".

Derived from the Latin "Tovus Naadoscumati" meaning "testicular addition to the foot", "Toe-Nads" are the result of a rare but nonetheless comical foot condition known as "Acute Ballsackonfootitis", wherein a male's testicles are actually located on his feet in place of the more common lateral arrangement of phalanges, often referred to as "toes".

Jimmy has toe-nads.

Jackson brushed against Jimmy's toe-nads.

Jackson is now coming to grips with his homosexuality.

by Gangly McDugan March 13, 2008

chew on my nads

Alternative to suck my dick

Man#1: You're a fag
Man#2: Chew on my nads!

by hunglox September 4, 2011

Nardsville

The term nardsville is used to describe the jack! He is an amazing talented football player, with a delightful body and nice pecks.

Chris says: woo, whos that! hes hot!
Tyrone: Oh thats nardsville, hes such a hunk!

by Carloss31 April 11, 2011

lads before nads

Kind of like the saying bros before hoes except when your bro is gay

Lad 1: Damn, I could be eating Jake’s ass right now, but we bros have to stick together, lads before nads!

Lad 2: Thanks Kris!

by Rick Saccone March 13, 2018

nadsack

The thin pocket that keeps your scrotum in place and not in your Hi-Tecs.

Christ, ive torn my nadsack! thats the last time i watch American Pie 3!

by RichTbiscuits December 5, 2003