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A narty is a tiny shriveled penis that is incapable of performing sex due to its miniscule size.
Sweeney said he was coming from the pool, but I bet it's just because he has a narty.
narty by Nilknarf Den December 28, 2005
The type of fart, when thrown sitting down, that rises upwards and is released on the side of your testicle and leg making a "fart" sound. The skin from the testicle claps with the skin of the leg.
"I tried to be secretive, but the nart was louder than expected"

"I narted while getting head, i tried to squeeze my cheeks shut but it was too late and i narted near her face instead of the bed. She felt the air of the nart."
Nart by PhysiksMIA February 3, 2010

garfle the narthok 

Reference from Coneheads movie. When Beldar went back to Remulak and displeased the leader, he had to fight the monster there(the narthok)
You f*&%ed up badly, therefore, you must garfle the narthok.
garfle the narthok by Foxypook June 19, 2006
narth is a word that can be used to describe anything be it good or bad. also a word for peodofile.
dude can i have a beer (reply) cha my Narth is your Narth
Narth by <---Azriel---> July 14, 2006
An extremely annoying person who irritates the people around them
Stop being a nart!
Nart by Seagull45 April 20, 2017

narticle 

A news article that, upon reading, leaves the reader no more informed than before they read it.
That editorial on brutalist architecture was a complete narticle, to the extent that I feel less smart after having read it.
narticle by TJacobs July 23, 2019