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macaroni monster

Descriptive term for any fat bastard who puts on a football uniform and calls himself an athlete. Most often, it's a linebacker who weighs over 300 pounds and has tree trunks for legs, an ass so large it deserves its own zip code, and a gut that hangs down so far that he can't see his junk. Without the uniform, he'd look like a beer-guzzling hot-dog noshing lardass fan. But, put a number on his back, some padding, and helmet and he gets paid millions of dollars to stand in middle of a football field and push other macaroni monsters.

Examples: William "The Refrigerator" Perry, Aaron Gibson, Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton
"Dude! Didja see that. Holy crap! That macaroni monster just sacked the quarterback."
"Yeah man. He's such a macaroni monster he needs three other dudes to help him up."
by _DrBigEars_ March 24, 2016
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macaria

By far the best at everything one does, incredibly charming, popular, funny, and attractive. As soon as one walks in the room, the room immediately becomes brighter and all eyes are on this person
"wow you just won best person in the school you sure pulled a Macaria"
by Macaria April 20, 2018
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The day that the McDonalds Company brings the world to its knees.
The picture at Harris' McDonalds shows Ronald grinning maniacally amidst the ruin of all civilization.
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nick mccarthy

The rhythm guitarist, backing vocalist and sometimes-keyboardist for the Scottish band Franz Ferdinand. He has a penchant for oddly patterned shirts and sparkly things. This is excusable, because he is German. When he isn't stealing Alex's vodka or touring with the boys, he writes and records songs with the mysterious Alexander Ragnew under the name Box Codax.
He also has a very large arse. He knows it. We know it. You love it.

See synonyms at: metrosexual, princess, buftie, and ghetto booty.
1. Nick McCarthy? Baby got BACK!
2. Nick McCarthy thinks very sexy thoughts. It's a curse.
3. Nick McCarthy is a pervy bum fancier. Just ask Bob, he'll tell you.
by xie_kitchin September 9, 2008
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Jack McCarthy

To wear a long sleeved t-shirt under a short sleeved t-shirt
I'm not ironing a shirt, I'm a man! I'll just jack mccarthy it tonight which will keep my elbows warm
by tadtheband October 18, 2008
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Eyeglass Macarena

The dance like moves performed by someone when they are searching themselves for their eyeglasses that maybe on their head, in their pocket, the back of their neck or elsewhere. The dance is primarily done with one's hands and arms closely resembling the dance moves made famous in the mid 90's by the music video "the Macarena".
Joe did the eyeglass Macarena for several minutes before he realized that his eyeglasses were on top of his head.
by zenofile March 27, 2009
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