suck my ass 

insult, "suck my ass" means for the insultee to suck the insulter's ass. rock on.

"suck my ass jake,"
the fierce insult forces jake to cry like a girl

suck my ass by jmack5646 August 7, 2006

Stef Curry My Ass 

When you lose a basketball game to someone in a wheelchair.

Wheels: Play me in basketball
Frank: okay
*Franks shoots ball*
*Wheels caps Frank in a wheelchair*
Wheels: Stef curry my ass!

Stef Curry My Ass by Lt. Kake November 27, 2016

blowing smoke up my ass

Giving a gratuitous and insincere compliment, possibly to deceive. (Can be my, your, his, or her ass, but probably not plural, as in their asses.)

Yeah, sure. Thanks for the kind words, but I think you're blowing smoke up my ass.

blowing smoke up my ass by RSD July 7, 2006

Suck my ass 

For all the haters who think they are good and better than everybody else.

"And then I said suck my ass!"

"Give me a time and place slut!!"

Suck my ass by Illuminati August 25, 2014

Pulling shit out of my ass 

When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.

"Who stole my ipod???"

"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"

"WTF??"

"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."

Pulling shit out of my ass by Chinamartgoer November 21, 2009

Suck my ass 

This is usually meant for all the haters. If you hate someone just tell them "suck my ass" and they'll fuck off!

Hater: You're so fugly!
You: Suck my ass bitch!!!

Suck my ass by yo chilllll September 14, 2014

suck my ass 

A kind pharse used to tell others they mean the world to you. Warning: Do not actually suck their ass

"Hey Bill, suck my ass"
*Bill smiles* "Only if you'd let me"

suck my ass by getsome69 November 3, 2014