The Hen's Mustard

Used colloquially to mean an unnecessary addition of something 'Exciting' to what is already considered a functioning - if boring activity/object/product

"I used to quite like Dave's car, but that spoiler really is the Hen's Mustard"

by navarrone906 March 14, 2017

Sharty Mustard Butt

When somebody sharts in their underwear and wallows around in it for a long period of time. The color and texture resembles a mustard like substance.

Brian is a sharty mustard butt.

by KrissyNJbo June 19, 2010

mustardish

A) a condiment, that's, as the name implies, a combination of mustard and relish
B) a color that's a mixture of mustard yellow and relish green
C) adj: something that's dark, murky, and possibly yucky, combined

Ron,, from the Harry Potter series,: yuck, my mom sent me a mustardish sweater.

Harry: it's actually maroon, you can't properly see the colour, due to the lack of light.

by Sexydimma July 20, 2013

Mustard Gut

Bad case of the shits.

Quick pull the car over at the next gas station. I got the mustard gut and about to shart my pants.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016

Playing Mustard

Involves working your ass off for a few days prior to taking time off work, as opposed to playing catch-up (ketchup) upon your return to the office afterwards.

"Hey Bryan, you wanna duck out early today and play a quick 18 with Frank and Toby down at the country club?"
"I wish man. I’ll be in the office playing mustard for the next 3 days before Krista and I head to Bermuda for our 10-year anniversary next week."

by Cheeky Mirth February 4, 2016

Shoe Mustard

When your dogglestyle cream pie drips onto your kicks.

I Left my Jordans on for more traction, now I got this big ass blob of Shoe Mustard that won't come out. I'm lucky it wasn't truffle butter.

by Jogney brogden October 29, 2018

mustard sandwich

When there's no food left in the fridge, you're in-between paychecks, and you've got to eat something. A staple of the poverty-stricken masses of America

I spent the last of my paycheck getting food for the kids, so now I'm eating mustard sandwiches.

by my name is not billy January 9, 2019