The Munternet

A dating site used only for munters. Only ugly people may apply for sites like this. Popular Munternet sites include

My Munter Space

Munter Face Book

Munter Bebo

Munter Online

Munter Cams

Munternet is not recomended for anyone over the rating of 5 on the sexual scale

Hey Dave!, you tried online dating yet?

Nah Mike, The internet? The Munternet more like, all the fit ones are lesbains and the rest are peices of shit

Fair do's mate, It'l be reet in the morning

by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008

Herman Munstered

To damage by walking through or into a fixed structure or object. Referenced by one of the openings of "The Munsters" where Herman Munster walks through the front door.

Damn, did you hear about what happened on the dayshift? Robbie was hanging a banner, fell, and went through the wall. He Herman Munstered the wall man!

by Wiggy Boufant February 24, 2006

Munster Muncher

A person who is an expert in the art of licking out vaginia. It is like a sixth sence as they have to make up for lack of a large penis...

Woman: Is it in yet?
Guy: Can we try something else....
Woman: Where the hell do you think you are going..wait..oh my why didn't you tell me you are the munster muncher...
Guy: Thats the way i roll...

by ULOPC January 19, 2010

Muntis

To do something stupid and idiotic.

"I just pulled a muntis! "

by alex1001458 February 16, 2018

muntered

Inebriated, intoxicated or otherwise chemically inconvenienced. Often associated with the consumption of Ecstasy/MDMA, moreso in combination with other intoxicants

"Last night? Can't remember a thing. I was totally muntered!"

by Hamst0r August 6, 2003

Munt-smack

Munt-smack, verb. To smack an ugly person in the cunt.

Munt; the contracted form of munter, an ugly person.

Munt smacking is often, although not exclusively, done while the ugly person in question is asleep/passed out. Extra credit is given when munt smacking is performed with the ugly person conscious

I was at Jack's party last night, and that bitch Claire was there, passed out on the sofa after drinking a whole bottle of vodka. I've been waiting for an oppertunity to munt-smack that bitch for years, so i did, as hard as i could on her cunt. She was not impressed

I munt-smacked that bitch good and hard....

by Phaedrus1024 July 14, 2009

munsterpoo

What you call someone who spends way too much time on mmorpg sites, such as GaiaOnline, Neopets, and NeoDrama.net. Is usually a pale, pimply 28 year old man who lives in his mother's basement.

Person: Yo, it says you've been online for 20 hours straight! What a munsterpoo!

Person: Hey munsterpoo! How's your online persona going?

by richardnub January 16, 2011