Maskolicism

A new religion started in the year 2020 contrived on the belief that any piece of cloth draped across your face will save you from the ravages of a disease that you have a 99.8% chance of surviving. As with all religions, Maskolicism rejects any scientific evidence or opinions that are contrary to the teachings and rely solely on faith in political rhetoric for justification of their positions. All members actively avoid cognitive dissonance by attacking any non-supporting science regardless of veracity and personally attacking all non-believers, painting them as heretics who care nothing of others well being. They also reject any potential cure or treatment that is supported, discovered or provided by any person they disagree with.

I can't believe bob hasn't joined us at the church of Maskolicism yet. He knows how important our teachings are in keeping the non-thinking majority in line. How else are we going to test the limits of the public's tolerance to abolishing the constitution and forcing a dictatorship on them. Ur, um, I mean how else will we survive this catastrophe.

by Maskolicism November 11, 2020

Mukor

Mukor is the malevolent boss of the 1987 sequel to the classic Atari videogame Asteroids known as Blasteroids. He rules all the galaxies.

Mukor is a sentient, large, green spacefaring entity with multiple short, stumpy tentacles that he can launch small ships from. To defeat Mukor one must destroy all his tentacles. But he returns in later levels with more tentacles. Mukor also had a tendency to taunt players in digitized speech.

"No Earth Slime has destroyed Mukor..."

by Professor Tiberius June 19, 2008

Elon Musk

The guy who named his son after the back of his wifi router.

Elon Musk named his son after the back of his wifi router.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 22, 2021

Muska

Muska is the definition of an amazing girl. She is so sound and cool. If you’re ever feeling down you can go to a Muska and she will support you. She is very friendly and is easy to get along with

Omg theres muska again
god i love that girl

by yurt007 April 16, 2019

Elon Musk

A dolt who owns a company named Tesla while ironically embodying the very worst attributes of Thomas Edison.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know who Elon Musk is?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s a total shitstain.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

muskan

muskan is beautiful . she is an introvert person. but is very bold and will

speak what she really thinks.

most god dam perfect girl

will marry Kim taehyung

guy1 -omg she so beautiful
guy2-dont try man she is mine

taehyung- bro get the shit out a here muskan was mine is mine and will be mine

by iamaqueen August 25, 2021

Muskoka Steamship

During anal intercourse partner A removes his penis from partner B. Partner A then pours maple syrup on his penis and partner B completes the act by performing oral sex on partner A.

Last night my girl gave me a Muskoka Steamship, she must really love me.

by Made in Muskoka December 4, 2012