Three muskateers 

When a Woman has sex Oraly,Analy,And Vaginaly at the same time(keep in mind this requires three men). This is a bad idea because it May cause suffocation and or Vaginal,Oral or Anal bleeding.But if you enjoy killing Hookers good luck.

Steve: Hey guys gues what!
Jack&Dilon: WHAT!
Steve: I found this Crazy Chick who will let us do three Muskateers on her for only 20$
Dilon: Damn son that motherfucker is Crazy

Three muskateers by Chanse G055 March 26, 2010

Elongated Muskrat 

I come from scientists and atheists and White men who kill God
They make technology high quality complex physiological
Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good
They taught me everything
Just like a daddy should
And you were beautiful and vulnerable
And power and success
God damn I fell for you your flamethrowers
Your tunnels and your tech
I studied code because I wanted
To do something great like you
And the real tragedy is half of it was true
But we've been fucking mean
We're elitist
We're as flawed as any Church
And this faux rad west coast dogma
Has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cuz I trusted you
But it tastes like Thomas Malthus
Your proposal is immodest and insane
And I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train
I loved you
I loved you
I loved you it's true
I wanted to be you
And do what you do
I lived here
I loved here
I thought it was true
I feel so stupid
I feel so used
I feel so USED :(

Penelope Scott: Elongated Muskrat Betrayed me

Elongated Muskrat by YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY June 3, 2022

muskrat

The performance of sobriety when drunk, on drugs, etc.

My mom came home after I'd taken 15 tequila shots, but she didn't even know because I have such a good muskrat.

muskrat by Muskrat King March 6, 2012

gutted muskrat 

A term used to describe a females vagina or nether reigon. Also used to enhance the qualities of the menstrual cycle. Most commonly used in the norther states by "Yoopers".

"Fran came over last night, ay. Even though she had her period, I still tore into dat gutted muskrat, ya know."

gutted muskrat by jdeezey April 26, 2008

muskrat

Slang. Prevalent throughout the Midwest, the South, Canada, Eastern European countries and in certain sports like Hockey and Baseball. Facial hair that includes a mustache that connects to a goatee, to form a continuous circle of hair. The facial analogy of the mullet. Also known as a Van Dyke.

When we went to the sports bar, we saw half the guys watching Nascar sporting muskrat's.
Look at Bruce, he's wearing a muskrat!

muskrat by Big Eddie April 12, 2006

Stoned Muskateers 

a group of 3 cool people who walk around stoned. And kick major ass.

"WE are walking and blazed as hell and i want to kick some ass!! We are such stoned Muskateers!!"

Stoned Muskateers by imsocoolforyoueowngood August 27, 2006

Muskat Security 

Refers to atypical security consultant that reads too much, does too little and generally runs around like a puppy shitting and pissing on everything good. Muskat is often referred to in the context, "If you're doing your job, he's not doing his". Muskat is the epitome of chicken little security.

Consultant: We need to move all our apps to IPv6 to be secure, it's much better than IPv4

Any reasonable person: Dude, we don't practice muskat security here, piss off!

Muskat Security by ttkronee October 7, 2016