max murray

A PENIS FAGGOT WHO PLAYS FUCKING FORTNITE

#WILLSUCKDICKFORVBUCKS

ALSO HAS NO MATES BUT IS SO SOCIALLY INEPT THAT HE THINKS THE PEOPLE WHO REALLY HATE HIME ARE ACUALLY HIS FRIENDS AND PESTER THEM, AND EVEN AFTER CONTINUOS VERBAL AND PHYSICAL ABUSE TRYING TO GTE HIM TO PISS THE FUCK OFF HE STILL THINKS PEOPLE FUCKING LIKE HIM. I MEAN LIKE HE FUCKING ENJOYS FIFA AND THINKS IT IS A GOOOD GAME. I MEAN LIKE ITS A GAE GAME. IF YOU TAKE THE M OUT OF GAME IT IS GAE. DO I HAVE TO SAY MORE. I HEREBY REST MY CASE

FUCK OF MAX MURRAY!

"MAX MURRAY FUCK OUT OF THE ROOM AND FIGHT LUKE MATE"

"why do i have to get out im mates with you guys"

by I LIKE THICK CHODEZZ July 2, 2019

murrican

United Statesian

United Statesians are Murricans.

by Knowledgemachine November 20, 2013

Murre

A majestic cat that created the universe and everything else, he weights about minus 3 kilos. You have to experience Murre to fully understand Him.

- Have you found Murre yet?

- Yes, I have never felt this alive before.

by Murre's apprentice June 2, 2014

Mitch and Murray

Your boss who controls remotely and capriciously your income, career, and future. From David Mamet's play Glengarry Glenn Ross.

"I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy."

by Big Steve May 9, 2006

Pulled a Murray

pulled a murray, when a network engineer removes a vlan and not realising that it causes an outage on the network.

Thomas: did anyone delete vlan 553
Graham: yeah i did why
Thomas: it dropped a site.
Graham: shit ED i told you to watch that.
John: ah graham you pulled a murray

by discoparty1982 February 27, 2011

Muert

Sound of irritation, or sarcasm during a moment of awkward silence. Usually after a bad joke. The sound is not spoken, but shrieked or belched in a high pitch tone. More convincing with head erect and used loudly and repeatedly. Muerts are personalized, and the sound can vary from the individual.

"What time to you go to the dentist? Tooth O'Clock."
Pause....Muert!

by Mrice December 9, 2008

Murray cod

To go on the nod, be it from heroin or another drug.

Jeff had a hit of heroin and now he's gone on the Murray cod.

by D` March 29, 2008