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married up

When someone's other half is better than them.

Back in the day this would have been used of marrying someone higher up in society, but nowadays it's just generally when someone is punching above their weight in the romance department. If you use it about yourself it's a compliment. If someone else uses it about you, they basically think you're ugly.
"Did your wife make you those sandwiches? They look amazing."
"I know! I married up."

OR

"Buck-toothed Jimmy just got married! Check out the wedding shots!"
"She is hot. That guy seriously married up!"
by 90bn October 26, 2009
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Married single mother

A married woman who does all the childrearing, chores, providing for the family while her husband does not raise a finger to help. A term coined by youtuber Cynthia G
“She does all the house chores, takes care of the children, cooking while working a full time job. Her husband doesn’t help. She’s a married single mother.”
by LadyDivest May 1, 2023
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being married

the #1 cause of divorce
divorced guy: my wife divorced me
other guy: you should’ve never gotten married

divorved guy: oh yeah ig being married does cause divorce
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Murred out

A state of utter confusion that can be brought about in various ways, e.g. immediately after waking up, or hearing an unfamiliar inside joke. Some people are more prone to being murred out than others.
Matthew: I tried to go to class today, but I forgot that today is Labor Day. I spent 20 minutes sitting in the lecture hall waiting for the professor to show up.

Jack: Sounds like you were murred out, dawg.
by ImaTreeWizard November 17, 2010
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married to the sea

The daily webcomic by the creators of Toothpastefordinner and Natalie Dee, generally a little off-the-wall and at least chuckle-invoking. Each update is a Victorian-style drawing (thing) with the punchline generally being delivered by the text.

"MTTS" debuted February 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. There is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like TPFD and ND.
"Oh god. People are still reading Hamlet? Jesus. I wrote that shit in like one fortnight. I owed some people some money, you know what I'm saying? Shakespeare got to get paid, son."

The first Married to the Sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of Shakespeare.
by Hans le Noir October 22, 2006
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Murrieta

Murrieta (Murr-town) California. The 44th safest city in the nation. The safest in Riverside County. Also making it 1st on the list of most Copulated city, with more than 30 cops per square mile at all times.
Murrieta has so many cops around, they don't even have time to eat donuts
by ibidwell January 20, 2009
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post-married

Adj. Describes someone in the process of getting a divorce. Not exactly married, and not exactly single, either.
In his post-married life, Nestor was reluctant to date anyone, lest his soon-to-be-ex-wife or her lawyer get wind of it.
by M. Carnauba December 26, 2008
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