murphied

This word is derived from Murphy's Law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong). If you are ever caught in a situation where nothing is going your way and this situation get exponential worse over time and there's nothing you can do about it because your girlfriends parents found out you've had sexual relations with their daughter and she found out she's pregnant and your failing school and then your kicked out of the chess club and your dad finds your stash of weed and you crash your dads car and your pet fish fluffy dies all in one day, etc...

The time component of this word is very important. All bad events that occur must happen within 24-48 hours from the first misfortune...unless you really get murphied and the time component is prolonged x hours.

Dude, i got murphied.

by Mahday March 24, 2008

Murdoc Niccals

A satanic pickle who plays bass, most fans dislike him for abusing the lead singer 2D

Person: I hate Murdoc Niccals. He sucks
Person 2: how dare you— Murdoc is my dad

by O.LUCIPURR.O September 25, 2019

The Murphie phamilie

The Murphie Phamilie once was your typical household, this however was before coal burn. After coal burn or AC as they like to call it. They became the most Manky, incest ridden family this side the of scotland .

boy 1 : Your uncle is your Brother

Your sister is your mother

You all shag one another

The murphie phamilie

murphie 1 : That's just no true

Murphies 2 through 12 : yeah

by ronocthedefiler June 23, 2015

murloc

A humanoid fish creature from World of Warcraft that is extremely annoying for the following reasons:

-You can never fight just a single murloc.
-They chase you forever.
-They repeatedly scream 'BRAWLARWLLARLAWRL!" when they chase you.
-Almost all of them either cast or throw spears.
-They are in almost every beginning area...somewhere. Except for dun morogh and durotar (I think).
-They almost always wind up killing you at some point.
-They run like drunken collegues chasing after a naked sorority girl.
-They can keep up with your swimming.
-Out of all humanoids, they very commonly seem to dismount you quickly.
-They always drop fish oil, shiny fish scales, or murloc eyes; all are useless bag-space wasters unless you're an alchemist or shaman.

They are also the focus of an extremely annoying in-game fad that involves multiple users discussing murlocs and substituting their names into stories/movies/games/comics/etc. for hours (and sometimes days) on end. Examples:

-Dawn of the Murloc.
-Star Wars: The Murloc Strikes Back
-Big Murloc's House
-The Lord of the Murloc
-300 Murlocs
-Spider-Murloc
-Murloc Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
-The Legend of Murloc: The Ocarina of Time
-Murloc MD (a reference to the Fox show,'House MD')
-Night Shift Murlocs
-MurlocBallZ
-Inumurloc
-When Harry met Murloc
-Chasing Murloc
-Super Murloc Bros.
Etc....

"Gar, damn those Murlocs! They always spawn on top of me!"

Tom: "Hey Bob, there's a chest ahead."
Bob: "Alright, lets go loot it."
Murloc: BRAWLARLAWRL!
*Tom and Bob are killed by 10 suddenly-spawned murlocs*

by Stiffofdeth December 29, 2007

murhog

A sloppy,loud, unattactive girl/woman who is usally fat and drinks alot. Mur is Galic for pig, hence murhog.

I went out last night but had not luck at the bars, just a bunch of murhogs there drinking Guiness.

by jgeorgeio May 30, 2009

Murdoch's Law

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows , the probability of an ad hominem attack by a Progressive involving the source of a fact will be dismissed as coming from Fox News.

"Oh really? You get that from Fox News?"

"You must be watching Fox News"

"Murdoch's Law, is a type of ad hominem"

by Cal A Feit January 24, 2015

Rupert Murdoch

A "Rupert Murdoch" is a sexual act in which the person pisses on the bodies of murdered children and soldiers, then ejaculates on them, thus making the piss/semen mix "fair and balanced".

I heard that you can get a Rupert Murdoch in Bangkok for only 5 dollars.

by Practical Anarchist July 12, 2011