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Sludge Monster Slut 

A girl who is fat and ugly wears a gross way to short for her fat thighs dress to go to a party. SMS is used when around the actual slut.
Raquel: Did you see Brandi's dress?!
Laquisha: Ew yes what a sludge monster slut!!!!

Monster-Schwanzer 

Penis of enormous proportions.

Cookie Monster Shirt 

A Cookie Monster Shirt is a shirt found in nearly every shop around the globe. It is worn by early teenagers who think that they are 'retro' but have never even watched an episode of fucking Sesame Street. They are usually found begging for cash outside HMV so they can buy a shirt printed with Elmo's face. They are people of whom I think very little. If you own a Cookie Monster shirt I take pity on you.
Guy in cinema: So then I was watching retro Hulk! Oh yeah, it's so funny when he's fighting a bear they throw a teddy at him! And then I got a Cookie Monster Shirt. Also I just bought a gold jewel encrusted HDMI cable for my TV!!!

Monster Strike 

Monster Strike is a Japanese mobile game that is very fun.
Use Monster Strike when talking about Monsters and baseball strikes.

Monster Seeking Monster 

A Jackbox Party Pack 4 game. Also known as Rejection Simulator. Its also where you type the longest words to torment people, especially if you are a horny shark.
Monster seeking monster, simple as that

Cookie Monster Show 

A term commonly used by actors to describe a theatrical production that they are in when they are aware that ultimately the audience will hate the show or that the show will simply suck.
Dude I'm in a total fucking cookie monster show! This sucks. The Director is crazy, half the cast can't act, the set looks like it was built by a bunch of fifth graders. No one is going to come see this piece of shit.