Mapsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to maps. Often found Deviantart, AlternateHistory.com and R/Mapporn

Dude, you look at maps waaay to much

I just love the land masses man, the full rivers, the curvy borders, ahh....

That confirms it, he's a Mapsexual.

by XxPranksxX34 April 25, 2017

malsexual

A gay person that dresses and acts completely straight. They act like a typical guy and could never figure out that they're gay by looking at them.

The antonym of metrosexual.

Tom is malsexual, he acts like a straight guy but in reality is actually gay.

by yoskippy March 31, 2013

manosexual

Someone who believes that a mate is unnecessary when they can pleasure themselves with their hands.

After multiple failed relationships, Jennifer decided to become manosexual and not rely on a man or woman for pleasure anymore.

by rbrown601 February 8, 2009

Faux-Mosexual

1.) A desperate and deluded heterosexual male who resorts to deceiving women by professing to be homosexual and acting/dressing/speaking accordingly as a ploy to sleep with women. Reminiscent of Cuba Gooding Jr.'s performance in the movie Boat Trip.

(note: this never really works!)

2.) A heterosexual male who claims to be gay in order to gain the trust of a woman in order to be put in intimate situtions that are generally reserved only for those in her life that are neutral in matters of her sex life such as a sister, their mother, or their girl BFF.
(i.e. the woman letting the male watch her dress and undress trying on different outfits and asking for feedback as most women are under the impression homosexuals have a keen fashion sense and having a male that they can completely be themselves around without worry of sexual advances)

3.) a desperate male who has had terrible luck with women and as a result sleeps with other men convincing themselves they're a homosexual (regardless of the fact they have to think about women while they're having gay sex in order to orgasm) out of spite towards women until they finally are fed up with getting cock and goes back to women.

1.)

Rene:"dude why did you tell christie you're gay?"

Billy:"because that's what chicks dig man!"

Rene:"you faux-mosexual! she hates you now! if you had just said you're straight she would've totally gone out with you"

2.)

Aleister: "you spent the day with linda watching her try on outfits without her bra or panties on??!?!? how the hell did you manage that one? she's a goddess and you're well..."
Alice: "hey! well... you know... i kind fibbed and told her that i'm gay"
Aleister: "oh i see! you're a faux-mosexual!"

3.)

craig"you to told me you were gay. we've been together for over a year now. now you are leaving me for woman i saw you kissing?!?!" *sobs*
Rob:"look i'm sorry, i didn't mean to hurt you"
craig:"get away from me you liar! you liar!"
Rob:" i'm sorry, i've just been a faux-mosexual this whole time!"

by blagwell December 12, 2009

Gunsexual

Someone who identifies as Gunsexual is both physically and sexually attracted to firearms. Gunsexuals will often be in relationships with multiple guns large and small. Gunsexuals do not choose to be gunsexual but are actually born that way. Scientists have found physical traits exhibited in gunsexuals that give root to the idea that they were born the way they are. Those physical traits are small penis and micro-penis. Currently no nation or state recognizes Human-Gun marriage. Humans mate with guns usually by insertion of the penis (males) into the barrel of said gun or by insertion of the gun into the vagina (females) or the anus (males or females). Gunsexualism is most predominant in the south where guns can be found to sleep with their sister guns.

Cleetis is gunsexual and is in the closet about being attracted to his AR-15. He claims that he is just "exercising his second amendment right" and "protecting himself" but he secretly uses it to insert and stimulate his anus, as do most owners of said weapon.

by JuFu August 6, 2014

Manosexual

The orientation of someone who doesn't need intimacy or a relationship because they're hand can, "get them where they need to be."

"I don't need a boyfriend right now; my friends give me the 'companionship' and my right hand gives me the initimacy..."

"So you're manosexual?"

"Yeah, basically..."

by mozillaLOVE February 15, 2009

Megsexual

When a person is attracted to both male and female genitalia and has a developed an addiction to sex.

I came out to my mom as megsexual today , she had no idea!

by Ihatebananas. October 28, 2009