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Captain Munnerlyn

A Captain Munnerlyn occurs when you take a shit on a girl's chest (preferably during or after sex), and then immediately get up and salute it.

You MUST salute the shit. Otherwise, it's just a Boston Pancake.

**Captain Munnerlyn is also the name of a current Carolina Panthers cornerback**
Guy 1: Dude, you took that bitch home last night. You get any? She was fuckin wasted!
Guy 2: I know, dude, me too. I fucked her and then gave her a Captain Munnerlyn!
Guy 1: YES!!! You're one sick motherfucker!!
by BigDeff November 5, 2009
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Munnery

A Munnery is a rented student accomodation used purely for the purpose of sheltering Meth addicts.

Popular pass times within a Munnery include watching wallace and gromit backwards on repeat, as well as Steven Seagal movies in fast forward. Snack of choice within the dwelling is widely noted as the ritz cracker, occasionaly coated in Betty Crocker's frosted cake icing.

Entry to the Munnery is often subject to a password, the longest of which is believed to be a recitation of President Obama's entire inaugaral speech in a Southern Spanish dialect.
Two for one on ritz, to the Munnery!

Somebody call Granny crocker I've got some Meth in my boots! Who has the Munnery key?

Hello fellow Munnerers, I relapsed again *sad face* I can haz teh relapse ritz?!
by Bricky Tamland July 27, 2009
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Wow Nick you really gave that chick a Minnesota Cherrybomb last night!
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Minnesotans don't think highly of their mullet-wearing neighbors: The Wisconsinites.
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Minneapolis Layover

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That Minneapolis Layover really fucked up Senator Larry Craig's career.
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The best team that doesnt need money to win like the yankees, red sox, braves, etc.
Hey Bob what's the best team in baseball?

The Minnesota Twins.
by Josh Beehler June 15, 2005
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