The combination of two words, both meaning nonsense. When put together, it translates to "Nonsense Nonsense" which of course, is nonsense in itself.
by Neko713 June 5, 2013
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"Caboose, that's not a type of government! It just means meaningless talk and nonsense."
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"Caboose, that's not a type of government! It just means meaningless talk and nonsense."
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1) Japery or tomfoolery around the Yuletide period
2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares
2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares
1) Festive malarkey, festive malarkey, dum dum dum dee dum, dum dum dum dee dum (to the tune of Bodger and Badger)
2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler
2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler
by guruwong May 13, 2005
Get the festive malarkey mug.A bad person. Someone who most likely backstabs her friends. A major cause of drama. probably wonders why she doesn't have many true friends. Trifling. Someone who would get wasted and try drugs any chance they get. Hangs over all the guys she sees. Usually Blonde. Atheletic and likes athletic guys. Changed dramatically over a short period. Definitely not a good person as everyone assumes her to be.
by 1800youwish March 15, 2010
Get the Mallarey mug.Everything that comes out of Joe Biden's mouth is complete malarkey, well at least the few words that you can understand, because let's be honest, most of the time when he talks he sounds like a complete idiot and you can hardly understand him through all his mumbling and stumbling and bumbling and stammering.
by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022
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by wh0ry0u October 24, 2011
Get the Malarkey mug.When everyone in class wants to die because the teacher is going on and on about things that no one cares about, a fellow finds something that the teacher is saying and uses it to go on a series of uneducational tangents until the class is over.
Example 1:
Teacher: And that is why E=MC^2...
Mullaney: If you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid.
Teacher:Why, that is correct, also imagination is more important than knowledge. Actually, I love Albert Einstein, you know class...blah blah blah until the end of class.
*End of class bell* Teacher: Oh, shoot! We're out of time! It seems that I have been caught up in a Mullaney trap!
Example 2:
Student 1: Hey! What do we do in Chem today?
Student 2: I don't know, Dan caught Donndelinger in a Mullaney trap during our class.
Student 1: Fuck, now I don't know if I should do my homework during lunch or not.
Teacher: And that is why E=MC^2...
Mullaney: If you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid.
Teacher:Why, that is correct, also imagination is more important than knowledge. Actually, I love Albert Einstein, you know class...blah blah blah until the end of class.
*End of class bell* Teacher: Oh, shoot! We're out of time! It seems that I have been caught up in a Mullaney trap!
Example 2:
Student 1: Hey! What do we do in Chem today?
Student 2: I don't know, Dan caught Donndelinger in a Mullaney trap during our class.
Student 1: Fuck, now I don't know if I should do my homework during lunch or not.
by Fellow appreciative student November 8, 2012
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