Buff the Musket

Yet another euphemism for (male) masturbation.

"I buff the musket almost daily."

by BackInBlack60 May 22, 2009

Munkett

Am extremely dense or useless person

Barry said: I can't work another day with that 'Munkett' agian, he's a total plank.

by bimblam January 6, 2008

gummy musket

A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.

I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

muke warm

It's like Luke warm, but with an M. Because who is Luke, and why is he warm. Muke warm is medium warm.

This soup is muke warm

by seg1516 January 26, 2017

Musket Loading

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.

Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough

by Del Tardo July 2, 2017

mukeshsen

THE GOD OF ALL GODS.MUKESHSEN CARES EVERYONE AROUND HIM.PEOPLE AROUND HIM FEEL PROTECTED WITH HIS PRSENCE.KIND HEARTED BUT ROUGH FELLOW.

WHEN A PERSON HELP PEOPLE WITHOUT ANY EXPECTATIONS HE CAN BE CALLED AS MUKESHSEN

by Words worth king January 31, 2019

Spunk Musket

A large cock loaded with hot semen.

Guy 1: "How did it go with that girl last night?

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looked down the barrel of my Spunk Musket and took a hot load to the face."

Guy 1: "Nice. That takes a lot of talent"

by Bastement October 4, 2010