muffintopface

1. someone who is usually pretty annoying but for some reason is near and dear to your heart

2. Ryan Christopher Taylor

oh, you're such a little muffintopface

by littlechicken February 3, 2010

Muffinhopping

The process of pulling down your pants on the side of a road and hopping across on your ass

Yo dawg, wanna go muffinhopping today and fuck up traffic?

by the muffinhopper March 26, 2011

Muffintopism

The new fashion craze sweeping poverty stricken cities worldwide, where young women who make babies end up in a welfare induced state, wearing the undersized clothes they have left over from their promiscuous, childless, highschool days. The result being that their gut fat is squeezed downwards to their pant line, where it becomes sandwiched between two tight areas resulting in protrusion. A process very similar to the formation of mountains between continental plates.

"MY GOD... Muffintopism has taken over our city! Get the president and Jenny Craig on speed dial!"

by NightRider5oh June 5, 2015

Muffinboppin

The act of two women Scissoring. Also smashing their genitalia together in a frenzy.

Those two chicks were muffinboppin all night long.

by HumpinDATass July 22, 2018

wiggly-muffintop

Slang for the male circumsised penis

how would you like it if he took his wiggly-muffintop and rammed your chocolate starfish?

by la flaminca rosa February 24, 2009

angry muffintop

1. a muffintop that has become burned by long exposure to the sun.

"Hey Dave, look at that bitch's angry muffintop!"

by Imonlyusingthisonce January 1, 2012