muffy

a huge hairy beast of a man, with a large large cock. He who invades women's twats and leave them sticky

"ohh myy god muffy is humping your sister"

by twatstick April 8, 2003

muffy

A muffy is a sneak attack sexual maneuver. While you're going down on a girl you breath in deep and blow all the air you can muster up into her vagina. Then firmly place your hands on her stomach and press down. The desired effect is a whoopee cushion style queef.
Warning : it is strongly recommended you pull your face away before pressing down.

I gave this girl a muffy and my room still stinks.

by princethatho May 19, 2009

muffy

Another word for a mouse

I found some terds on the kitchen counter. I hope we don't have a muffy in the house...

by Trixiejones January 31, 2008

muffy

a fluffy puppy whose name is muffy

"come here muffy! come on boy!"

by blackcherry November 25, 2004

muffy

a girl from clonard that is a slut she is from australia, victoria, geelong

the muffy gurl i kno is a slut

by just guezz November 2, 2003

Muffy Puffs

Muffy puffs-a group of hot chicks playing trivia with swollen vaginas at a local pub

Look at that table of hot muffy puffs.
I bet they win tonight

by Country K October 29, 2017

Muffy Imeasy

n. A generic term that describes any bland, vapid female, like a flight attendant or sorority girl. Her significant other is named "Johnny Package."

Whoah! Check out Johnny Package and Muffy Imeasy over there at the GAP.

by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006