Mudring

A Mud Ring is the perfect circle formed in a grown ass mans underpants after he sharts.

After Jack sharted he threw his undies in the laundry hamper, Cindy went to take care of the laundry then asked Jack is that a mudring on your underpants.. Cindy then asks Jack why is the mud so thick,

by Whats that football kids name December 21, 2010

mudring

1) The area around the anus where the skin is darker in color than the rest of the body. The mudring if often bleaced by porn stars to make it look nonexistent and thus make the asshole look more enticing.

2) The area around the balloon knot.

My brother has the biggest, dirtiest mudring I've ever seen.

by Hew Janus December 28, 2006

murdering brown

murdering brown :

porno level fucking of a female in the asshole (sometimes causing rectal damage and requiring stitches for any non-whores)

there is banging a bitch in the ass then there is murdering brown.

There's nothing better than murdering brown.
i feel like murdering some brown tonight.

This expression has nothing do with killing people, just female asshole

by Senor Ball July 12, 2010

Murderies

A feeling of wanting to murder because of annoyance

I have the murderies right now because that girl won't shut up

by ForRealz July 2, 2014

mudprint

Any impression or print left after taking a dump in your pants and then sitting down on a bench, chair, stump, etc.

Jason couldn't make it to the toilet in time before crapping in his pants, he then sat down in embarrassment only to walk away hurriedly leaving his mudprint behind.

by JackWagon12345 July 19, 2014

Muldering

To draw a conclusion based on evidence that seems unconnected , to uncover a conspiracy or signs of on going conspiratorial activity, which is later proven correct.

Have you ever noticed how those UFO sightings stopped right after 911? " I think you're just muldering this like you do everything related to 911

by Ebony hall & Sydney Garlington September 4, 2017

murderiffic

a feeling of psychotic outrage and or acting out in a ballistic manner.

Canton felt murderiffic after being berated by her friends.

by lavie vikernes October 23, 2017