morton's toe

when your second toe is longer than your big toe.

When I was walking, I tripped because my morton's toe caught the curb.

by lucas livermoore March 7, 2010

Moustonobrowtee

A moustache, monobrow and a goatee all on one person.

"Hey check out Bobby! He has a Moustonobrowtee!"

by Moustonobrowteam August 28, 2014

Morton end

A vulgar Scottish colloquial term for the anus.

Most frequently used when referring to sodomy, although this can be used in other situations when objects enter the anus.

1. Big Henry normally takes it right up the Morton End.

2. The Morton End fair emptied quickly after I ate that funky kebab last night!

3. If I hear one more word of cheek from Jason he shall receive this cactus right up the Morton end!

by Yer Maw Buzzes Lighter Fluid November 15, 2016

mostron

The greatest amount or quantity of stupidity.

Superlative of moron.

Most moronic

Mark might be a moron, but Chris is really the mostron.

by FatYellowOne July 21, 2021

monton

1) A person who exhibits traits of both omnipotence and omnibenevolence
2) Slang for a person who faced Chuck Norris in battle and survived
3) A pasta dish without any sauce

1) That monton is a nice guy. He drove dingos to extinction to save Australian babies.
2) Jesus is a monton.
3) Monton tastes like shit.

by TheMongoose April 12, 2011

ruese morton

One who is an alcoholic, hairless and skilled at making terrible decisions.

Sean Penn sure would be a ruese morton if he had less hair.

by beggingbeaver February 25, 2010

gavin morton

A cringy weeb that no one likes. (Probable school shooter)

Person 1: Who's the new kid? Person 2: I don't know, but he looks like a gavin morton.

by swaggy jake pauler December 15, 2017