mommy

the nice lady that takes me to school everyday and kisses me on the cheek because she loves me and doesn't want me to get hurt on the playground

My mommy loves me very much

by compact asian March 14, 2004

pastrami mommy

A female with a shredded up, banged out, high mileage vagina.

She had alot going on down there bro, total pastrami mommy to say the least.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

mommy

a hot female version of a daddy

person 1: wow what a mommy
person 2: now that is a grown lady

by le meme January 1, 2018

Mommy Jacked

When someone posts an update on Facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.

Happy Veteran's Day!

Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)

by agentrant February 3, 2012

mommy luncher

A parent who insists on treating their preteen child / children like babies. Specifically meeting with them during team lunches for sports teams their child participates in.

Look at that mommy luncher, she didn't have time to eat her lunch because she was blowing on her 12 year old son's hot chocolate to cool it off and then needed to put dressing on her 14 year old daughter's salad. She may not have enough energy to follow their ski lesson around this afternoon.

by DiscoChuck January 31, 2015

goth mommy

a super hot goth girl who has big boobs, thick thighs, and a wolf cut. (usually wearing thick black eyeliner)

don’t look now, but there’s a goth mommy walking behind us!!

by gothmommy55 April 18, 2021

mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry.

said to really attractive females (mostly milfs) ;)))

if someone says this in your comment section it means you are sexy

:uh-i- mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. i cant take my eyes of you bbg

by kawaiifish November 20, 2021