The day Martial Law is declared, is the day you wake up and realize that your Constution/bill of Rights/Charter of Rites and Freedoms/etc. is really just about as valuable as that Kleenex you just spunked in... because rites are just privileges, and privileges can be revoked. Your government will do whatever it takes to stay in power, and they got the gunz...
Martial Law can be recognized by the increased presence of men with plexiglass shields and/or sub-machine-guns, a pale green fog that tastes, smells and feels like burning, random acts of hippy clubbing and indiscriminate shooting into crowds.
If your going to "get your loot on" its best to do it during the Preceding state of emergency, because once Martial Law is declared, the party's over. Usually once Martial Law is declared, its best to just stay home, tune into your local state-owned media outlet and do what they say. The punishment for most criminal offenses becomes summary execution, and most of the things you might do out in public become criminal offenses.
Looting = criminal offense = shot on sight
Exercising freedom of speech= criminal offense= disappeared (shot out of sight)
looking like you might be a 'rebel' = criminal offense = a. shot on sight or b. disappeared
On the street after curfew = criminal offense = shot on sight
Looking at the officer the wrong way = criminal offense = shot on sight
If you must go out, try not to wear that 'Rage Against the Machine' tee-shirt, red stars, or clenched-fist logos, as these may attract unwanted bursts of well-aimed fire in your direction.
Remember that meeting you went to back in college? Where the guy at the front was talking about "property is theft" this, and "smash the state" that? Which you attended just so you could meet that cute outspoken Alternachick from your poli-sci class? Well, I hope she put out because thats the reason you have to agents beating on you with a phone book, trying to get a confession out of you... in the washroom of a stadium-turned-detention center. Was she worth it? (tip: just confess, the electrodes are next and a tap to the back of the head hurts less).
Martial Law can be recognized by the increased presence of men with plexiglass shields and/or sub-machine-guns, a pale green fog that tastes, smells and feels like burning, random acts of hippy clubbing and indiscriminate shooting into crowds.
If your going to "get your loot on" its best to do it during the Preceding state of emergency, because once Martial Law is declared, the party's over. Usually once Martial Law is declared, its best to just stay home, tune into your local state-owned media outlet and do what they say. The punishment for most criminal offenses becomes summary execution, and most of the things you might do out in public become criminal offenses.
Looting = criminal offense = shot on sight
Exercising freedom of speech= criminal offense= disappeared (shot out of sight)
looking like you might be a 'rebel' = criminal offense = a. shot on sight or b. disappeared
On the street after curfew = criminal offense = shot on sight
Looking at the officer the wrong way = criminal offense = shot on sight
If you must go out, try not to wear that 'Rage Against the Machine' tee-shirt, red stars, or clenched-fist logos, as these may attract unwanted bursts of well-aimed fire in your direction.
Remember that meeting you went to back in college? Where the guy at the front was talking about "property is theft" this, and "smash the state" that? Which you attended just so you could meet that cute outspoken Alternachick from your poli-sci class? Well, I hope she put out because thats the reason you have to agents beating on you with a phone book, trying to get a confession out of you... in the washroom of a stadium-turned-detention center. Was she worth it? (tip: just confess, the electrodes are next and a tap to the back of the head hurts less).
by -30- June 6, 2005
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Van Damme disposed of the three assailants with an uppercut, roundhouse and wet Martial Fart that smelled of eggs...
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The best fighting game ever. Famous for it's blood, gore, and fatalities. The game that caused the ESRB (Entertainment Software Rating Board).
by DarkBladeWolf September 24, 2006
Get the Mortal Kombat mug.A term coined by the hyper-text webcomic Homestuck that is used in the comic to classify a term of fictional romance. In the comic morials are two trolls who support and protect each other. The best comparison would be best friends but in the comic trolls consider it a form of romance.
In real life a pair of homestucks (fans of the comic) might declare themselves morials but in reality there just really cringey best friends that probably go to comic conventions as trolls.
In real life a pair of homestucks (fans of the comic) might declare themselves morials but in reality there just really cringey best friends that probably go to comic conventions as trolls.
Nepeta and Eqiuis are morials.
My friend Kat makes me cringe when she calls her best friend her 'morial.'
My friend Kat makes me cringe when she calls her best friend her 'morial.'
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by deathfordough May 23, 2016
Get the Mortal Kombat mug.Besides being a kick ass fighting game mortal kombat also refers to a state of intoxication.
After a long night of drinking your head droops down and starts to bobble around. Much like in mortal kombat moments before the game says FINISH HIM. In which the person falls over and passes out.
After a long night of drinking your head droops down and starts to bobble around. Much like in mortal kombat moments before the game says FINISH HIM. In which the person falls over and passes out.
Joe: Yo check at Rich lol, he's got the mortal kombat going. Should we finish him?
Kev: DAM RIGHT
ANNOUNCER: FINISH HIM
Rich finishes one more shot hits the ground and passes out.
Kev: DAM RIGHT
ANNOUNCER: FINISH HIM
Rich finishes one more shot hits the ground and passes out.
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The suspension of normal civil law and its replacement by strict military control.
Imposed during crises, emergencies or civil unrest.
Military rules ALL.
suspension of rights and freedoms
The suspension of normal civil law and its replacement by strict military control.
Imposed during crises, emergencies or civil unrest.
Military rules ALL.
suspension of rights and freedoms
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