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Reverse mortgage

A reverse mortgage is when you are sick and have diarrhea. When you rush to the bathroom and sit on the toilet it's just a fart.
Oh my God!! I thought I had to shit my pants, but it was just a reverse mortgage.
by Bbonemoney January 12, 2024
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Mortgage eyes

A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.
Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye
by Unclegripper December 27, 2022
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Mortgage Broker

Someone who helps you get a low rate Mortgage.
Damn, my Mortgage Broker got me the Patty B Rate...1%.
by Skin DIver August 1, 2022
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Mortgage Broker

a licensed individual that collects information from a buyer in order to determine what loan program best fits their specific scenario. Then they shop for the best rate options for the buyer in order to get them the best loan terms. Unlike banks we can shop with multiple investors and offer options not typically available at traditional banks. (example: Bank statement loans, Investor Cash Flow loans, and more)
By using a Mortgage Broker I was able to get a better interest rate and save thousands on my mortgage loan.
by Mortgage Whisperer October 25, 2022
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mortgage audits online company reviews

Mortgage Audits Online is one of those companies that ensures that homeowners are not cheated by the bank or their lenders. They have a team of professionals ready to help you find out whatever error you suspect in your mortgage loan account. It is, therefore, necessary to give a broad explanation of what mortgage is and how we can help.
Owning a home is a part of the American ideal for many people. Getting a mortgage is just one of the many procedures that most Americans must take to become homeowners.
mortgage audits online company reviews
by anonymous January 13, 2022
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JP Mortgage

A local cult in the greater Fort Collins area
I got JP Mortgage tattooed on my back
by Apope March 8, 2022
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Motorcycle Mortgage Guy

My passion runs deep for two wheels and home purchases. Whether your looking for your next home, forever home, or cash out of your current home, we can get you there.
The Motorcycle Mortgage Guy was the best lender I've ever worked with. He was prompt, understanding, and got us to closing on time.
by Motorcycle Mortgage Guy August 27, 2021
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