Morning shit is a shit that becomes so frequent in your schedule, that it is set aside as part of your morning duties prior to starting the working day.
It's a shit that really signals the start of your working day... in a good way.
It's a shit that really signals the start of your working day... in a good way.
Monday morning ritual
1.) computer on
2.) coffee brewed
3.) emails read
4.) bowels groaning
5.) shit taken
"Oh gotta take my morning shit...right! ready to start the day"
1.) computer on
2.) coffee brewed
3.) emails read
4.) bowels groaning
5.) shit taken
"Oh gotta take my morning shit...right! ready to start the day"
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A massive collection of passionate, like-minded people who gather around HarliquinJester - one member of the stream team "DeathFlower" - whose publicly available real name is Monica. Monica has garnered a large online following of people who abide by her "rule of chaos" and approach to both life in-general and hobbies.
The symbol of their loyalty is a photo of Monica magnifying her mouth with a magnifying glass. The procedures and requirements for gaining membership are as-yet a secret.
The symbol of their loyalty is a photo of Monica magnifying her mouth with a magnifying glass. The procedures and requirements for gaining membership are as-yet a secret.
A: Are you going to the next Monicult meeting?
B: I want to, but I can't make it to her next stream...
B: I want to, but I can't make it to her next stream...
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Played by the insanely hot Courteney Cox.
Played by the insanely hot Courteney Cox.
Monica Geller : Oh look honey! Someone finally submitted a definition about me!
Chandler Bing : That's great sweetie! It was about time anyway...
Monica Geller : I KNOW!!
Chandler Bing : That's great sweetie! It was about time anyway...
Monica Geller : I KNOW!!
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Get the monica geller mug.A moanic is a white dog turd. Many tend to be crusty and sun bleached. A monic is the unicorn of poops. In fact many people collect them when stumbling upon them.
A moanic could also be the white part of a bird turd.
A moanic could also be the white part of a bird turd.
Guy 1: Woah what is that?
Guy 2: that’s a moanic!!! You should take it, that’s a once in lifetime find!!!
Guy 2: that’s a moanic!!! You should take it, that’s a once in lifetime find!!!
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