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"indecent exposure in the presence of a blind person of the same sex" is mopery
person 1:(walks into dads home naked) "DAAAD IM HOME!"
person 1's dad:"Is that you son?"<walks into wall because he is blind> is an example of mopery
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mopery

Loitering while walking. Hanging out in an environ, i.e. a particular block; moving so as to avoid arrest on more traditional loitering charges. Mopery is not a real charge or violation of the law, but a descriptive term, stretching the legalities of loitering, which would include staying in one place.
So you are convicted of mopery, not loitering.
by poleece January 2, 2006
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Mopper

Derived from the word, mop; an acronym for "mother on period" or "mother opposing population".

A woman, usually a soccer mom who's very controlling and goes around telling people how to live their lives. This type of person usually starts or gets involved in an organization to stop children unrelated to her or her family from doing or enjoying things that she opposes. Usually these women are obese and care little about their own children. They tend to use the television as an electronic babysitter as they go on rallies to stop other children from enjoying life, because of slight health, or mental risks associated with that enjoyment.

These are the people that go into schools and tell the board to change the school lunches, when they can easily pack a bag lunch for their children, instead of making other children suffer. Also, they will protest schools about soda machines. And explain how soda is "bad" for children.

They can come in packs. Such as friends they gossip about other people with, or friends they share turkey bacon recipes with.

These women tend to also drag their husbands into whatever they do.
Jerry: Damnit, where is my mom?

Rob: Isn't she at that Parents Against Television rally?

Jerry: Oh yeah. Now I am getting beat up in school, and my mom is never there for me. Why does my mom have to be such a controlling mopper?

Rob: Maybe you should quit soccer.
by Ekig March 20, 2010
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spooge mopper

The person that cleans up a porn set after the filming is done.
The lowest or newest person on the staff.
Joe: "Oh man! I finally got hired by the local porn flick company! I'm now on my way to my dream job. Yeah, I am starting out as a spooge mopper on a gay porn production, but I'll be a star soon!"

Jim: "Well, I guess you gotta start at the bottom..."

Joe: "At the bottom, really? Did you have to say it?"
by 2TD September 27, 2015
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Mopper

A person playing an FPS (First Player Shooter) and finishes off your opponent after you had killed him more than half way.
(Me)Dude! That mother fucker keeps mopping my Kills!
(Hassinator) Yeah bro his killing blows are through the roof!
(Me) I know, i hate a Mopper.
by Onomitoe January 12, 2010
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dirty mopper

(n) a mischevious person; one who shamelessly and embarrassingly acts out in extreme and obvious sarcasm, using irony and parody; a prankster and practical jokester. Orignally taken from the motion picture "The Count of Monte Cristo" when one said in arrogant passion, "You dare to demote me?" Hence, "demote me" became the verb "dirty mop." (Group to first use the term: Club Fathom Inc., Chattanooga TN)
(n) "That dirty mopper used all four containers of my hair gel... and why? He's bald!" "You dirty mopper. When I said I wanted a sight no one would forget, I did not mean for you to wear a pink spandex one-sie to my sister's wedding!" (v) "Com'mon, let's go dirty him up." "You dare to dirty mop me???"
by Jonathan Lankford August 16, 2006
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mopper

someone who is a total loser - short for jizz mopper - a.k.a. the guy who cleans up at strip clubs.
That guy at the bar last night was such a mopper.
by Dave November 30, 2003
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