molestache

A cheesy mustache that gives the wearer the appearance of a stereotypical 1970s child molester.

John's new molestache makes me want to hide my kid whenever I see him

by delapine April 30, 2010

Molestache

verb. To be molested by one with a molestache.

J Barn was molestached by that guy in Italy!

by L Good May 30, 2007

Molestache

A mustache that is so terrible looking that it makes you look like the strange guy in the van with his binoculars that hangs around by the playground during the day.

Oh my god, did you see that freaking molestache? It is creepy.

by That guy witht he hair January 18, 2010

molestache

a Mustache Child Molesters Always Seem To have

"That Creepy Weird Guy Had A Molestache!"

by trillrichmain May 29, 2013

Molestache

Molestache:noun

A word to describe any person or faggots mustache that looks exactly like peach fuz glued to your face in the hopes of attracting a 7 year old victim....or looking like a complete gay retard

Timmy did you see the that one teacher's molestache...I think he was hunting for prey last night

by Chromy crusher May 15, 2018

Molestache

A mustache that transforms a regular person into looking like a creepy molestor. Can and should be used as red flag by the onlooker.

He needs to shave his molestache, it reminds me of my childhood priest.

by Misty Delancey September 25, 2020

moussetache

Random dude with pizza addict who uses a social media.

This moussetache is very cool!

by Mlaooustaxhe November 22, 2021