momther

A slang term for a mother, often used to annoy one's mother.

"Hey momther, can I have some milk?"

by balbir October 3, 2007

moont

A slang word for a Black person.

that is an ugly moont
that is one dark moont

by kebon mckenz March 19, 2008

Moomorex

Moomorex is the term used to describe the completely random repulsive and sometimes homosexual audio sound bits heard during the popular night time internet talk show Randy Goat Radio. Not to be confused with the real Mr. Moo who is a frequent guest of the show. Moomorex is utilized by accessing the shows web site soundboard.

Moo: Well you know! You can suck my cock!
Tim: Where did THAT come from?
Mr. Pres: Was it live or was it Moomorex
Real Moo: Ohh Mannnnnn!!!!!?

by MooMooCowzz August 7, 2008

moontan

an extremely white individual who is only outdoors at night

clyden- where did you get your tan.....the moon
whitey- lm allergic to the sun
clyden- fuck off moontan man

by chiller March 1, 2006

Moontard

The name given to a person who genuinely and fervently believes that the USA never landed on the moon, despite the massive volume of evidence to the contrary. When questioned on their beliefs a moontard will respond differently depending on the severity of their delusion, some merely claiming that the landings were faked in hollywood studios so that the USA could "win" the space race early, others claiming that early missions to the moon found an alien civilization there and as a result of threats to the earth by this race the moon landings were faked to avoid interstellar war. All in all these people are idiots who use pseudo-scientific drivel to authenticate their claims, such as the proposed lethality of the Van Allen belt.

Moontard - "The moon landings were faked!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"

by JF Dangerfield November 28, 2009

Mooftie

a slang or derogatory term used when describing a straight person.

Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: Yeah what about him?
Guy1: I think hes hot

Guy2: yeah but i hear he's a Mooftie

Guy1: aww that sucks

by Billy Kay. November 20, 2010

to make a moomin

to force oneself upon sombody
to carry a torch for somebody

by Darius April 24, 2003