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MONTANA

The big MT placed that used to be a paradise until ruined by pretty people assholes from Michigan, California, Massachusetts and Vermont. It is flat, cold, remote, hostile and we hate wolves.
T-shirt in MT

"Montana Sucks - Now Go Home and Tell All Your Friends"
by Alpino March 29, 2010
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Montana

This girl was on the phone with her boyfriend crying while giving me a Montana.
by fonzy bruh man November 20, 2010
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Montana

Slap Any Pussy Nigga or Bitch That Gets Outta Line .. Don't Never Run, But Always Running Shit .. Pull Up To The Scene With His Ceiling Missing .. Da Fucking Baddest!
Do You Know Montana? Yes, He Is Da Baddest!
by BADDIE1991 December 20, 2016
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Montana

A state that does not exist geographically, but as a state of being. Often used by people to as an alternate word to describe their otherwise saddening lives, i.e.: state of depression, denial, self loathing, etc.
Stranger: "Hey, what's wrong?"
Sad Stranger: "I'm from Montana."
by anonymous December 19, 2016
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Montana

The meth capital of the entire world. The state of Montana has more Crystal Methamphetamine per capita than any other place in the world. Maybe when you live in a place like Montana there isn't much else to do besides go on week long meth binges.
Montana has more speed freaks than trees/
by Booter May 13, 2005
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Montana

Montana is very generous always first one to shout a friend in need. Montana can be a bit weird and agro sometimes but at the same time she’s one of the kindest girls you will ever meet. Teen glow up to become drop dead gorgeous. One of a kind you won’t meet anyone like her
“I met a Montana last night she shouted me a drink
by Hey y’all what’s up February 27, 2019
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Montana

The worst state ever created. Why would anyone ever live there it’s so fucking miserable. If you ever name your child after this state then they will most likely end up a fucking cunt. Anyone named Montana is the biggest bitch you’ll ever meet and thinks they’re literally the shit.
Person 1: I’m traveling to Montana
Person 2: God that sounds like hell
by hahshdgeuebvd October 26, 2022
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