The big MT placed that used to be a paradise until ruined by pretty people assholes from Michigan, California, Massachusetts and Vermont. It is flat, cold, remote, hostile and we hate wolves.
by Alpino March 29, 2010

Hand job through your pants
by fonzy bruh man November 20, 2010

Slap Any Pussy Nigga or Bitch That Gets Outta Line .. Don't Never Run, But Always Running Shit .. Pull Up To The Scene With His Ceiling Missing .. Da Fucking Baddest!
by BADDIE1991 December 20, 2016

A state that does not exist geographically, but as a state of being. Often used by people to as an alternate word to describe their otherwise saddening lives, i.e.: state of depression, denial, self loathing, etc.
by anonymous December 19, 2016

The meth capital of the entire world. The state of Montana has more Crystal Methamphetamine per capita than any other place in the world. Maybe when you live in a place like Montana there isn't much else to do besides go on week long meth binges.
by Booter May 13, 2005

Montana is very generous always first one to shout a friend in need. Montana can be a bit weird and agro sometimes but at the same time she’s one of the kindest girls you will ever meet. Teen glow up to become drop dead gorgeous. One of a kind you won’t meet anyone like her
by Hey y’all what’s up February 27, 2019

The worst state ever created. Why would anyone ever live there it’s so fucking miserable. If you ever name your child after this state then they will most likely end up a fucking cunt. Anyone named Montana is the biggest bitch you’ll ever meet and thinks they’re literally the shit.
by hahshdgeuebvd October 26, 2022
