The big MT placed that used to be a paradise until ruined by pretty people assholes from Michigan, California, Massachusetts and Vermont. It is flat, cold, remote, hostile and we hate wolves.
by Alpino March 29, 2010
Hand job through your pants
by fonzy bruh man November 18, 2010
Slap Any Pussy Nigga or Bitch That Gets Outta Line .. Don't Never Run, But Always Running Shit .. Pull Up To The Scene With His Ceiling Missing .. Da Fucking Baddest!
by BADDIE1991 December 21, 2016
A state that does not exist geographically, but as a state of being. Often used by people to as an alternate word to describe their otherwise saddening lives, i.e.: state of depression, denial, self loathing, etc.
The meth capital of the entire world. The state of Montana has more Crystal Methamphetamine per capita than any other place in the world. Maybe when you live in a place like Montana there isn't much else to do besides go on week long meth binges.
by Booter March 30, 2005
The most gorgeous girl you will ever meet. A Montana usually shorter than average. She has either brown or black hair, in which she goes all out on it on photo day. She is hard working in school possibly due to her extreme passion in sports like gymnastics. English is definitely a strong point for a Montana. She is also an amazing piano player but even better with her second instrument (usually flute). Montanas are also very innocent and don't get along with foul mouths. They mainly hang out with Juliettes, Kaylas, Sarahs, Gabriellas and many more. It is her smile that makes a Montana any guy's dream to have for the rest of his life.
Person 1: Who is this girl randomly smiling at me?
Person 2: Oh, that's Montana. U like her?
Person 1: No way!
Also person 1 to himself: Why the fuck did I say no :(
Person 2: Oh, that's Montana. U like her?
Person 1: No way!
Also person 1 to himself: Why the fuck did I say no :(
by soulyartist475 August 23, 2022
A beautiful lightskinned girl that has very beautiful hair n light brown eyes very beautiful in the sun😏so sexy.
by thought a broke bitch said sum November 22, 2021