MONTANA

The big MT placed that used to be a paradise until ruined by pretty people assholes from Michigan, California, Massachusetts and Vermont. It is flat, cold, remote, hostile and we hate wolves.

T-shirt in MT

"Montana Sucks - Now Go Home and Tell All Your Friends"

by Alpino March 29, 2010

Montana

Hand job through your pants

This girl was on the phone with her boyfriend crying while giving me a Montana.

by fonzy bruh man November 20, 2010

Montana

Slap Any Pussy Nigga or Bitch That Gets Outta Line .. Don't Never Run, But Always Running Shit .. Pull Up To The Scene With His Ceiling Missing .. Da Fucking Baddest!

Do You Know Montana? Yes, He Is Da Baddest!

by BADDIE1991 December 20, 2016

Montana

A state that does not exist geographically, but as a state of being. Often used by people to as an alternate word to describe their otherwise saddening lives, i.e.: state of depression, denial, self loathing, etc.

Stranger: "Hey, what's wrong?"
Sad Stranger: "I'm from Montana."

by anonymous December 19, 2016

Montana

The meth capital of the entire world. The state of Montana has more Crystal Methamphetamine per capita than any other place in the world. Maybe when you live in a place like Montana there isn't much else to do besides go on week long meth binges.

Montana has more speed freaks than trees/

by Booter May 13, 2005

Montana

Montana is very generous always first one to shout a friend in need. Montana can be a bit weird and agro sometimes but at the same time she’s one of the kindest girls you will ever meet. Teen glow up to become drop dead gorgeous. One of a kind you won’t meet anyone like her

“I met a Montana last night she shouted me a drink”

by Hey y’all what’s up February 27, 2019

Montana

The most gorgeous girl you will ever meet. A Montana usually shorter than average. She has either brown or black hair, in which she goes all out on it on photo day. She is hard working in school possibly due to her extreme passion in sports like gymnastics. English is definitely a strong point for a Montana. She is also an amazing piano player but even better with her second instrument (usually flute). Montanas are also very innocent and don't get along with foul mouths. They mainly hang out with Juliettes, Kaylas, Sarahs, Gabriellas and many more. It is her smile that makes a Montana any guy's dream to have for the rest of his life.

Person 1: Who is this girl randomly smiling at me?

Person 2: Oh, that's Montana. U like her?

Person 1: No way!

Also person 1 to himself: Why the fuck did I say no :(

by soulyartist475 August 23, 2022