monsteramus

a name for a monster penis

beta has a monsteramus. Its beautiful

by tinaromus October 21, 2009

Monsteration

When a woman's "time of the month" includes harsh, rude and at times abusive behavior

She started her time of the month and her whole personality has changed from "MONSTERATION"

by CALBOY1 July 28, 2019

Monsterbarb

Also written as ‘Monster-Barb’, one who considers themselves a fanatic of Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj.

The word is a portmanteau of the words ‘Monster’, a fan of Lady Gaga, and ‘Barb/Barbie’, a fan of Minaj.

Person 1: Omg I love Nicki Minaj, absolute queen of rap.

Person 2: Purrr.... waiting on the GagaMinaj collab... paws up bestie I’m such a Monsterbarb.

by R2GG406 February 23, 2021

monstertard

1. Specifically addressing anyone with a mental condition to what they truly are; monsters.

2. Disgrace to the human race. See nigger.

-Wow will is retarded.

-Don't say the r word! call them what they are.

-You think will is a monstertard?

-What are you doing with that baby by the dumpster?
-Its okay, its a monstertard.

-I have a baby, timmy.
-Why didn't you capitalize his name?
-He's a monstertard, and not a real person.
-Oh! Okay! **High Five**

by Matt Kotecki April 26, 2008

Monsterbating

When someone jerks off to pics of monsters, mostly erotic monster pics.

Fred: Hey, wanna go to a party later?
Jonh: No, man, im gonna stay home and I'll be "Monsterbating" all night

by realestguyintheroom November 1, 2011

monsterbate

To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.

So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.

by demonicomelette March 22, 2003

Monsterbate

To touch ones self (I.e: masterbate) to ugly girls with ugly faces.

I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.

by Pizzazzman May 3, 2011