mondor

A girl who will think it is a good idea to take 8 shots of Bacardi 151 and feel good until it hits her... in which she cries and rubs her face host's wall, getting her make up everywhere. Get the trash cans ready.

"Damn, you pulled a mondor last night, you remember anything?"

by SirKiwi69 November 14, 2015

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Monorchid

1) Someone, male or female, who has exactly 1 testicle.

2) Someone who has only one ball, most probably due to masturbating too much. Could be either male or female, or both.

Girl 1: "Did you see Elizabeth masturbate with a vibrating toothbrush the other day?"
Girl 2:"Yea! She was in the locker masturbating!"
Girl 1:"I'm getting scared for her. She might become a monorchid."
Girl 2:"You mean she'll grow a ball masturbating so much?"
Girl 1:"Yea."

by I love you Liz January 3, 2007

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monorail

Mono means one and rail means rail.

Sydney's monorail exemplifies excellent town planning, just like the popsicle stick skyscraper, the 50-foot magnifying glass and that escalator to nowhere.

Lyle Lanley: The monorail put Sydney on the map, next to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook.

Sydney: Mono...doh!!!

by santa's little helper August 29, 2012

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penis mongor

A man who is pre-occupied to talk about anything else but the penis
A person whose face looks like a penis, and therefore subject to much ridicule
A person who collect penis's, and has a book about penis sizes
The other definition you will find out once you are fucked up, which is the truest definition

Ethan is a fuckin penis mongor
I know he always talks about the penis
Dude he has a book on penis's too
what a penis mongor

O Shit that dude is a fucking penis mongor (only allowed when fucked up)

Fuck you u penis mongor u

by Masturbate March 10, 2008

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