Satan's Monacle

The spinning wheel of doom given out by a Mac trying to process seemingly simple task.

I just want to launch iTunes! Why must I face Satan's Monacle again!?!?!?

by Singster725 December 9, 2008

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hot monocle

Similar to a mayonaise monocle but actually in the eye, causing a burning sensation to the victim.

See seagulling.

Holy damn, thats no seagull - I've got a hot monocle!

by I'm not Tom! June 28, 2004

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The Monocle

When you remove a girl’s glass eye and thrust your penis in and out of her eye socket.

I monocled her last night

I want to stab my girlfriend’s eye out so I can do "The Monocle" on her.

by SayThwat February 5, 2009

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Greek name. Quirky, random, cheeky and artistic. Kind of an all rounder at sports. Definitely a dare-devil. Enjoys a good book and likes to write. Not a fan of green foods unless it's a green apple. Blue eyes, tall. VERY different personality. Average looks, can be somewhat lazy but loves to help people. Not a fan of cooking. Mature for her age, thin body type. Is interested in outside types of activities. Loves a rainy day and autumn. A good friend. Pretty strong. Has a nasty temper though. Don't get on her bad side!

"Is there a Monique here?"

"No, it's M-O-N-I-C-E. Monice. Get it right!"

"So it's not Monsie?"

"Hell no!"

by Elmorulz March 13, 2013

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Moncler Jacket

U pay a shitload of money for a regular jacket, then u look like a puffy douchemellow. U also become a big target for muggers.

Man 1:My friend was mugged when he was walking around with his friends
Man 2: Why was he only robbed
Man 1: He was wearing a Moncler jacket, so the muggers knew he was extremely rich and had a shit-load of money on him

by Matt Smorgasboard April 1, 2011

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