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Mongey

A crazy mix between monkey and man results in the "mongey." Only one Mongey exists in the history of the world and that is located in Bondi Australia. For monkeys, Mongey is highly intelligent, to humans, Mongey is stupid. Mongey often refers to himself in the third person.
EEEEEEEERRRRRR, It's da Mongey!
by Mongey May 30, 2020
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Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"
by spartan-215 October 8, 2009
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Mongie

someone who is not quite all there in the brain category; they do stupid things, they probably have issues with being gainfully employed, they sit in strip mall bars and talk about their old glory days in high school
He's not going to work today, he's a mongie.
by OBNJ1988 June 9, 2018
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fruit-monger

Someone who can hardly walk straight when they think about eating a fruit. The addiction is overpowering, so that the mere mention of a banana can send the fruit eater into frothing convulsions. The consummation of the relationship with a strawberry is to an orgasm what the Grand Canyon is to a pothole.
Holy crap, Nukkam, get away from my apple, you furgin fruit-monger. Why don't you go analyze negative space or something?
by The Hyrax July 20, 2007
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Poo Monger

Someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of poo to be sold.
This kid loveline is such a poo monger, he wanted to buy all my crap.
by Mav2KM September 2, 2008
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monguer

A Spanish (Only on Spain) abreviation of "retrasado" (retarded).
Ese tío es un monguer.

Se comporta como un monguer.
by ElRotsas May 5, 2018
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Post-Monger

A person obsessed with being the top poster on a forum.
This guy posts to much, He must be a Post-Monger
by D.B.H. March 2, 2007
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