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turd mongoler

turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.
needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.
by master mongolersonsville May 30, 2009
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Mongolian Shephard's Pie

While having sex, and right before the male is about to blow his load, he stretches the scrotum into a little cup and cums into the bowl-like sack. Then he makes his partner drink the cum from his ballsack.
Ah George, last night my wife drank all of the Mongolian Shephard's Pie that I made. I was quite impressed.
by D-E-R-S-H December 11, 2009
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mongolian navy

(1) Mongolia's Navy, consists of 1 ship only, name: Suhkbaatar. Also the only ship in Lake Hovsgol.
(2) Something that has no point of existence. In other words useless.
"You are as useful as Monglia's Navy"
by Normis Cox July 14, 2005
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Mongolian Pinch

The need to shit after eating Mongolian food
I don't feel so well, I think I have the Mongolian pinch.
by Don't question it March 22, 2017
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half a mongrel

i saw karen in her swimsuit the other day, she looked hot, gave me half a mongrel!
by mickybird December 13, 2014
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Mongolian Nut Combuster

A sexual encounter involving 3 males. One fully naked man is standing with his scrotum dangling and his legs spread wide. The two others are wearing full Mongolian native tribal gear standing 10 yards away from the man. One is facing his front, and the other is facing his behind. They begin chanting, and when the chanting reaches a climax, they both charge head first and torpedo dive into male 1's nutsack causing a full explosion, Then males 2 and 3 use the blood and mutilated testicles to masturbate.
I cant believe i just gave my grandfather a Mongolian Nut Combuster!
by Dogfood11 April 4, 2017
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Mongolians

GOD DAMN Mongolians!! Thats the last time you gonna break down my shitty wall!
by City Wok Guy November 10, 2003
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