Ears like a mongoose

Someone with good or supersonic hearing.

Matt, you have ears like a mongoose!

by Heam July 2, 2016

flying mongoose

A naked couple jumps out of an airplane with parachutes. The woman Jumps first, then the man. While the woman is in the air spread eagle, the man tries to skydive into the woman's vagina. Upon penetration, the woman opens her parachute, allowing for maximum orgasm. Veteran level. Do no try at home.

I planned a skydiving trip for my wife and I for our anniversary. We are going to do the flying mongoose!

by DatBoiardie September 16, 2017

chug a mongoose

Australian says for "Drink a Beer".

G'day mates. Lets head over to the pub and chug a mongoose.

by kilrathi June 2, 2005

mongotoes

Someone with big nasty feet

Damn look at that girl with those Mongotoes stickin' out of the sandels. Her feet are so ugly she can rob a bank.

by Larry the asian guy June 28, 2007

mongophile

One who admires or derives pleasure from (sexually or otherwise) mentally retarded or mongoloid people, particularly in respect to the legend that when enraged they possess the strength of ten normal men.

A: Dude, why are you running with a bunch of retards, you some kind of mongophile?
B: Hey, I just need a little extra protection, and don't want them knowing what's going down.

by biggs33 June 10, 2007

Purple Mongoose

during intercourse men the women puts her legs behind her head and the man gets on a ladder, pours Tabasco sauce all over the butt and makes a dive penis first into her butt. Once inserted, the man spins around like a helicopter.

Jane dies from a severe Purple Mongoose attempt, but John is still alive.

by ronald franken August 21, 2008

cock mongoler

1) Someone who whores the cock.

2) A woman or man who so lusts for the cock that he or she will do anything to spend time with one.

1). "Eric why are you always cock mongoling?"
"Because my mom told me to!"

2). "Guess what I did yesterday?"
"Probably sniffs some big cocks out of a crowd and had a fun time with them, you stupid cock mongoler"
"Yes"

by Storytelling Sam April 9, 2006