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mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before
kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap
by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003
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Mongolian

1. Technically, a Mongolian is a citizen of Mongolia, whether be of Mongol, Russian, Turkic, Chinese or any other ethnicity. Not to be confused with a Mongol. A Mongol is a person who is of Mongol descent. A Mongol can also be a person who's ancestor was a part of the Mongol Empire. Roughly about 85% of Mongolians (i.e citizens of Mongolia) are Mongols. While most Mongols are Mongolians, not all Mongolians are Mongols. It is very common that these two terms are often used interchangeably by most people in the west and even by the Mongolians themselves. But nobody seems to notice and gives a crap about it.

2. A language spoken by ethnic Mongols in Mongolia, northern China, southern Russia and some parts of Turkic world. It is the main language of Mongolic language family which, along with Turkic and Tungusic languages, belongs to a much broader Altaic language family that is spoken throughout Eurasia.

3. And anything (items, places etc) from Mongolia, I couldn't be bothered to write down, since it's too obvious.
1. "I am a Mongolian, because I hold a Mongolian passport and officially a citizen of Mongolia."

"I can call myself a Mongol, but I'm a Pakistani; my ancestors served in the Mongol empire and later in the Mughal empire."

2. "I speak Mongolian with Khalkha dialect that is the official language of Mongolia."

"The Chakhar dialect that is commonly spoken in rural areas of Inner Mongolia sounds nothing like Khalkha dialect to the foreigners."

3. "Ulaanbaatar is the Mongolian capital city."

"Chinggis Khaan is more than just a Mongolian national hero to Mongolians, he's viewed more as a father of all Mongols and Mongolians altogether."

"That's a Mongolian souvenir; bought it in Mongolia."
by Yaqub November 9, 2007
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dirty mongolian

the act of having violent dry humping sex on a bunk bed (the top bunk) and causing the bed to break
Donald pulled a dirty mongolian last night, i thought there was an earthquake.
by Corrado2A March 7, 2010
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mongolian christmas elf

A creepy kid who stalks you and leaves Mongolian beef under ur pillow on Christmas Eve
Ben: " Hey, Dan is so weird..."
Jack: " Yeah, he's probably a Mongolian Christmas elf!
by Willboydog November 29, 2016
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Mongolian Sex Change

When one places one's penis and Testicles behind ones legs, conveying the illusion that a vaginal canal is present when there is in fact a hidden dong.

The maneuver goes back thousands of years and some even say Hitler was spotted performing the act after consuming large amounts of Jagermeister.

The act was brought to attention in popular culture by such figures as Buffalo Bill and even Jay in clerks 2.
Mussolini: Adolf, what the hell are you doing?

Hitler: (standing with dick tucked between legs) Mongolian sex change, yo.
by Mike Oksmall October 5, 2013
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Mongolia

A country located in East Asia. The country has the greatest military history, ever. Starting in the mid 12th century, a storm or a series of storms swept the Eurasian continent. Led by the great Khan, the Mongol cavalry defeated every army in its path. The Mongols subjugated every nation in the Eurasian continent except a few worthless European kingdoms (because the Mongols didn't think they were worth the effort, not because they coudln't annihilate them). Way to go, Genghis. By the way, the Mongols share the same ethnic heritage as Koreans. No wonder Koreans are damn aggressive.
by Kang Ta September 6, 2003
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Mongolian Beefeater

One who enjoys the act of cunnilingus and willfully disregards excess hair or smell on the beef curtains.
Ralph was ravenous for vagina he didn't care that the pussy wasn't trimmed or washed, he was a Mongolian Beefeater.
by Mongolian Beefeater October 7, 2010
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