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Mandalism

-noun: The act of a male, clearly past the socially accepted age range for performing vandalous acts against society, committing such behavior and taking child-like enjoyment in such behavior.
Reynolds- " Dude my car got egged by these punkasses, but I got a look at em and they looked like they were pushing 40"

Mike- "Sounds like a case of mandalism to me"
by FreakoSuave March 1, 2010
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Mondays

1.Noun: A slang term for black people. Because no one likes the Mondays. Used by lower to middle class white people to mask their racism. Usually used in the upper north of the United States.
1. Man I fucking hate Mondays.
by The Bigga Jigga January 11, 2009
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Case of the Mondays

1. A fictitious disorder associated with the tiredness, irritability or distractedness that comes from returning to work after the weekend.

2. A phrase discribing idiots who use the beginning of the week as an excuse to be irritable and lazy when, in fact, everyone feels this way but would rather do their damn job instead of being annoying bitches.
Coworker #1: Man Terry sure is in a bad mood today.
Coworker #2: Yup, looks like he’s got a case of the mondays.
Coworker #1: Man! What a little bitch.
by Not__Mediocre_Definitions June 21, 2018
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Nesquik Mondays

That unlucky day when your parents are going out and your uncle is "babysitting" you. But he actually chases you around the house until he is able to tear open your shitter canal and shove his gigantic monster throbbing, wet, veiny, motherfucking black monkey COCK inside of you and rip your ass crack in half and make sure you can't shit for 3 weeks! Nigga will turn your ass into a peeled orange pussy. Sometimes may shoot out your mouth from His 35 inch Fucken Nigga COCK! Make You Scream Pussy Nigga! The Final Result Is Nesquik..
Me: "NOOOO UNCLEEE!! PLEASE!! I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOO MANY NESQUIK MONDAYS!!!"
Uncle: "LET ME TEAR DAT ASS OPEN LIL NIGGA!! GET OVER HERE!!!
by Cuntboiga March 19, 2019
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I hate mondays

Polite version of “I hate niggers

Can be used out in the open without consequences. Besides, who likes mondays?
That guy over there was trying to sell me crack! I hate mondays!
by Mrslagathor December 5, 2020
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Mondaisical

The feeling of a Monday; esp. at work; how Mondays often feel to office workers.
It was feeling really Mondaisical, the way everything was going wrong.


Bus late, emails stacked up, run out of coffee: this was turning out to be a very Mondaisical day.
by UKanon2009 March 30, 2009
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sunday mondays

a slang term used for people of the black race that really like to go church. i mean they really really like church.. so much that they might even be a preacher,or in the choir or just have in2god written on there license plates. and they may say hallejah often
kayla lives next to some sunday mondays,who blockthe street and have a water leaks.

rev. jesse jackson is definatley a sunday monday.
by airfives February 15, 2010
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