by s u c k m y d i c September 22, 2018
Get the Ur Mommy Gay mug.A mommy-girlfriend dates men who love being treated like an incapable child.
These men like to be treated to home cooked meals, clothes bought or picked out for them, rent payed and beer served to them when SHE gets home from work and endless available time to listen to his problems and concerns.
However, the mommy-girlfriend can never offer any advice when the man complains about his problems because the man would kick up a fuss and cry and scream that she is being mean.
Women who are desperate to find secure love are happy providing this to these immature men. Being fully supported and controlled by a woman makes them feel safe and they will never leave. These men take and take and never reciprocate the care because it would never cross their mind.
They couldn’t even afford to take their mommy-girlfriend out for dinner or a beer because they don’t have a job.
These men like to be treated to home cooked meals, clothes bought or picked out for them, rent payed and beer served to them when SHE gets home from work and endless available time to listen to his problems and concerns.
However, the mommy-girlfriend can never offer any advice when the man complains about his problems because the man would kick up a fuss and cry and scream that she is being mean.
Women who are desperate to find secure love are happy providing this to these immature men. Being fully supported and controlled by a woman makes them feel safe and they will never leave. These men take and take and never reciprocate the care because it would never cross their mind.
They couldn’t even afford to take their mommy-girlfriend out for dinner or a beer because they don’t have a job.
by Billy-Soo September 27, 2020
Get the Mommy-girlfriend mug.A mom that protects her son who just got beat up. The boy who got beat up will gain super natural powers when having a mommy guard and will use his mom as a human shield while he talks shit and hit you while his mommy protects him. The mommy guard will also call the police and sick a dog on you while the abused boy claims victory thinking he owned you. The abused boy is usually a natural born loser who has a job did well in school doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink but still sucks at life. He stays home everyday playing codmow 2 never had a girlfriend and thinks that he's cool when really he's not.
dude 1: My bro was kicking my ass but I used a mommy guard and she came and protected me so that I can get in a few shots of my own without the fear of being hit back, I'm so badass. My mommy told me that I won.
dude 2: No, he beat you up and you received family counseling for it and missed a couple of days of work remember?
dude 1: I owned him my mommy was there she saw it ask her.
dude 2: you suck go play codmow2 you little spaz.
dude 2: No, he beat you up and you received family counseling for it and missed a couple of days of work remember?
dude 1: I owned him my mommy was there she saw it ask her.
dude 2: you suck go play codmow2 you little spaz.
by naybor December 19, 2009
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by YaBBz May 3, 2021
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That mommy grouper booted me for suggesting to put whisky on the babies pacifier to sooth his teeth coming in.
by Tank154 July 13, 2021
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Everyone refers to her as "Mommy Gaia".
Everyone refers to her as "Mommy Gaia".
by Annonnist June 10, 2022
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