Pissed on the monitor 

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.

Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!

Pissed on the monitor by Krankëmz October 13, 2021

Monitor Shopping 

Monitor shopping is another form of window shopping. However, instead of stores its all through the internet. You’re online only browsing, not looking for anything in particular because you can’t afford it but you enjoy looking anyway. Maybe you’ll save something in your favorites for when you do have money.

Bill walks into the office from the left
Bill sees Bob on the computer. Shopping
Bill "Hey, are you shopping Bob? I thought you didn't have any money?"
Bob "I don't. I'm just monitor shopping"

Monitor Shopping by LadyPoison January 11, 2010

Monitor Tan 

Someone who spends their life infront on their PC Monitor instead of getting out in the sun.

Implying they get a tan from the Monitor

AKA Matthew Jackson

1. Has Matt left his house atall this month?

2. No hes on CSS topping up his monitor tan

Monitor Tan by DanwillLOL May 10, 2010

Sober Monitor 

someone who is supposed to be sober at an event and monitor proceedings, but would often rather drink

Ali was supposed to be the sober monitor for the party Thursday, but was the drunkest girl at the party by 10:30pm.

Sober Monitor by ginger125 September 19, 2016

Monitor

Not a fucking speaker gabe

A monitor outputs data visually!!!

Monitor by Fattybuoy January 17, 2019

monitor malaise 

An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor makes their eyes or brain hurt so they can run away. c.f. motion sickness. Real people can sit in front of monitors for days at a time and feel no ill effects.

old lady: oo-er, this computer tv screen makes my eyes go a bit funny. I think I have that there monitor malaise.
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*

monitor malaise by MKHH December 28, 2005

monitor

the box like thing full of pixels it has a bright little glow chances are youre looking at one right now.

A: i need a new monitor
B: can you see what im writing?
A: yes
B: Then whats the problem?

monitor by Briam September 1, 2003