momurgency

Emergency when someone is bleeding or dead. Momurgency when your mom texts and calls repeatedly because she thought of something she needs to tell you immediately.

Mom. I was in class but saw you called 3 times in a row and texted “Call Me.”. Is this really an emergency or a momurgency?

by TheCreative May 25, 2018

Moibulant

An adjective to describe something good, often wet, succulent, moist, or an object that makes you think "I shouldn't stick my dick in that but god it'd feel good". Like when hot meat comes out the oven and has a hole cut in the side and is all shiny and wet.

"Fuck bro, that gussy looks moibulant as fuck"

by RHY-ON December 4, 2021

mombian

When a woman has kids and lets herself go by cutting her hair in an uber-short, low-maintenance coiff and begins dressing primarily in her husband's clothing or old sweats

Kate of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" was really cute before she morphed into a mombian

by LindoLikesWords June 29, 2009

Morbulation

When you are so fried that you cannot move your body but the inside of you feels like it’s moving…like marbles.

Bro I took 10 blinkers, I am experiencing high levels of morbulation.

by Morbulation January 16, 2022

modbuster*d

A state of confusion and humiliation, usually due to finding one's pants filled with a dijon, stone-ground, or other fine mustard.

That morning, it took Elsie only a few bleary minutes to realize he had been modbuster*d. This was going to be one hell of a dry-cleaning bill.

by Snack September 26, 2007

Mombo

Half mom, half bimbo.

Did you see the stripper clothes that Mombo was wearing in the carpool line?

by Merritt Patterson April 10, 2008

Moobulator

A device that is to be strapped onto a mans chest, similar to a womans bra. This device giggles the mans boobs in a way that pleasures him.

Demetri's chest keeps giggling... is he wearing a moobulator or something?

by Bbbbrent December 24, 2007