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mollycrank

Verb

To deliberately bust a niggas shit with the full intent of upmost disrespect.
"Damn, that nigga just got mollycranked! "

"Oh yeah Daquan, mollycrank his dumbass!"

"That nigga can't check you bro, mollycrank him!"
by Nick, Doss and Jynx April 4, 2017
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Stinkable Molly Brown

A smelly turd which floats in the crapper and is virtually unsinkable.
Having consumed many beers, Al thought that he would finally be able to "piss sink" the Stinkable Molly Brown that he had left floating in the crapper earlier that day, but to no avail.

After three flushes the Stinkable Molly Brown still stayed afloat.

Having tried in vain to sink the Stinkable Molly Brown, he was left no choice but to surgically remove it from the crapper with forsips.
by NCKnobster March 27, 2011
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Molly Wopping

The impending act of physically beating a person until they can no longer stand.

Origin: Irish
Stand back, there's about to be some molly wopping going on up in here!
by badgirl1 August 5, 2010
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Julia Malloy

She is such a Julia Malloy.
by Melonnxoxoxo October 16, 2010
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mollywobbles

A red headed middle aged woman with a substantial amount of children and a large amount of junk in the trunk.
You BEST open that damn door for me right now Mollywobbles!
by Brittney_FoH August 13, 2005
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Malloy

A man who plays by nobodies rules, has nothing to lose, but always get results.

While his superiors are often infuriated by his general disregard for the established authoritative system in his given career, his success rate ultimately appeases their anger. Despite rattling the cages of the hierarchy Malloy will often be awarded a medal upon completion of whatever mission he has undertaken in his own unorthodox fashion.

Depending on the situation Malloy may appear to be an alcoholic/estranged husband or parent/general down and out. However he is in these situations due to his persistence and commitment to his job.
Example 1

Police Commissioner : 'You need to start playing by the rules Malloy!'

Malloy : 'I play by nobodies rules. I have nothing to lose, and you need to me to solve the case'

Example 2

Fire Chief : 'I can't believe Malloy broke all of those fire fighting rules'

Fireman : 'I know, he comes into work drunk too'

Secretary : 'Yeah but he saved 30 orphans by breaking the rules and his blatant alcoholism is related to commitment to his work.' *swoon*

Fire Chief : 'That's why I'm putting him forward for the medal of SUPER FIREFIGHTING'

Example 3

Man : 'Did you see that guy punch that rapist to death and save that lady?'

Woman : 'I know, what a fucking Malloy.'
by Cpt. Malloy September 1, 2011
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molly water

when you dissolve molly rocks in water to injest it.
Friend 1: yo this molly water tastes like actual asscrack
Friend 2: yeah but it'll get you fucked up
by ketaminefiend October 7, 2020
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