Dirty Moldovan

This is a sexual manuver when the man is doing the woman doggy style. First, he dips his dick in a container of mustard, and then proceeds to put his penis back into the woman. As the man is about to finish, he pulls out and he has to cum on a plate of pasta, and the woman then eats the pasta.

Sasha: Yo, do you know my sister, Masha?

Hogie: Yeah, I gave her the Dirty Moldovan

by JohnHogie July 10, 2009

Moldovan Special

When a person uses leaves and gravel to wipe their anus clean, resulting in rectal bleeding.

Nick: "Man I really gave myself a moldovan special when I was camping last weekend."

Toman: "Really? How badly did your rectum bleed?"

Nick: "Profusely."

by Eric Lowenberg November 16, 2007

Molded

(verb) a term used by fraternity boys to change someones character or persona during pledging

"yoooo that potential named is such a herb dude don't give him a bid to pledge"

"he is a herb but he can be molded"

by tommygeogs February 17, 2013

Moldovan

the last name of some romanian kids that live in southeast MI

hey, you know Dan Moldovan?

by not available December 13, 2004

Moldovan Road Trip

To pull Into an abandoned lot presumably with a lover and shag In said abandoned lot

"Me and Stacy went on a Moldovan Road Trip last night!"

by dickliu April 19, 2019

Molde FK

Molde FK is a soccer team in the Norwegian Premier Division, Tippeligaen.

Molde FK is famous for creating many good players, such as Ole Gunnar Solskjær.

Molde is also famous for beeing the team in Norway who has most fans on their stadium compared to their number of citizens. Thinking that the average attendance is 6000 and there live only about 24 000 there, that is one out of four people.

Molde FK have also played against Real Madrid, Porto, Olympiakos in the Champions League in 1999.

example:
-Have you heard of Molde FK?

- Molde FK? What is that? .....Ahhhhhhhhhh, you mean the club Solskjær played for!

another example:
-Have you heard of Molde FK?

- Molde FK? What is that? .....Ahhhhhhhhhh, you mean the club that won 6-0 over Brann in 1995?

by smartinder January 12, 2009

Moldovan

A group of people from the Republic of Moldova. The word Moldovan is used because nobody wants to be asssociated with romanians. Most rural/urban Moldovans dont want to reunite with romania because they know how fast gypsies settle in newly aquired areas

Miceal: dude, are you going to that moldovan-romanian unity march?

Stefan: (pulls out pistol, aims at Miceals head) What did you just say?

Miceal: ....um that we should maybe go support it?

Miceal 1990-2008

by Stefan Bunachi August 9, 2008