momobear

A man who is not the best looking but somehow still sexually attractive. They spend most if their time behind a screen to find a date not knowing they will be loved in real life.

Did you hear about momobear?
Momobear needs some love.

by odsome May 24, 2021

Seagull monobrow

Shooting ones load to join the eyebrows to form a monobrow in the shape of a seagull.

Did you hear kane gave a chick a seagull monobrow. What a legend.

by Enak’s mum June 1, 2015

moob

a saggy male mammary gland.

collin david stiles has big moobs!

by white dirty muffin April 22, 2009

mcjob

To work at a godless multinational food corporation wearing some god awful almost sub human uniform shelling out below standard food to fat almost human creatures in an enviroment that has
A) terrible colour scheme
B) loud high pitch noises
C) a 20/30 something boss that got laid once...and it was his cousin
D) coming home covered in scars that are caused by flying grease, hot water, burns from stove or food
E) suicidal/homicidal tendencys and thoughts occur often during your shift

"this mcjob fuckin blows"
"there is this woman at my mcjob that makes me want to jump over the counter and fork fuck her in the eye"

by porcupine November 24, 2003

Mojono

The sex slaying appeal of an individual or ones ability to be a mojono 'magnet' inwhich the biddies are practically as wet as the ocean over you. Can be seen as a type of charm.

When your on the pussy patrol and a biddie is looking you up:
"She's definitely mirin my mojono bro."
Then you bro is all like:
"Your Mojono would split her bro."

"My Mojono would make her as wet and powerful as a power hydrant"

by Hornythorny September 8, 2013

Moob

Well, moobs are man boobs. Place to see moobs:hanging of the side of guitars, bouncing and puncing on a man's body,on a kid who's name starts with an A.

"Aw man, aaron's moobs are like bouncing. Theyre like fruit juice puches!"

by GRBwhoisfriendswithHMA November 11, 2009

Monobattle

A Starcraft game type invented by the one and only Sean "Day9" Plott. A monobattle is when you're in a multiplayer game of Starcraft and you must declare in chat the sole unit you shall be making that game. (This restriction excludes worker units and detector units)

"Man, that Monobattle was great, eh?"-Terran Friend

"Yeah, it was quite the FUN LAN...too bad you over stimmed with no medivacs."-Protoss Friend

"...（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻"- Terran Friend

Day9 <3

by DaveOwnzz October 27, 2011