Ahed Amer Mohammed Abujebbeh

A piece of shit that will punch you 24/7 make super funny sex jokes and fart when fasting. Also will try to convert you to a Muslim and cant spell his best friend's name for shit. Ahed routine-

25% faggot
55% jokes

120% farting

and will die in Fortnite and always always always blame and scream on you

and cant cough and fart at the same time

will blow you up if u piss him so stay careful
and is super haram

Ahed Amer Mohammed Abujebbeh

hi Ahed

*cough cough* fartttttttttttttttt * cough cough*
k bye

by IwIlLsCaMyOu20DoLlAr June 13, 2018

Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed

Some guy's real name. It's a valid string for a man of an Arabian/Middle Eastern name, having the first name Mohammed, the middle name Mohammed, and the surname (last name) Mohammed. Also the most popular boys name in the entire world when you use the first name only. Mohammed M. Mohammed would be the way to say it with the middle initial.

I met this 3-1/2 foot tall guy with a black beard and turban who calls himself Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed and I picked him up, cuddled him in my arms and felt the wiry hairs on his chin.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

mohammed

mohammed is a handsome guy,who likes to crack jokes.Any girl who gets him will be the luckiest person in the world.He will make your day wonderful.

look!
thats mohammed

by blablabo January 27, 2018

Mohammed

Mohammed is a Somalian shmuck whos hairline ran away

I know Mohammed isn’t mafia, but I say we vote him out cause his hairline is distracting

by Momos hairline November 4, 2019

Mohammed

Just a sexy man that is handsome, amazing, kind, and smart.

He is every girls dream boy to have. He is funny, caring, and overall a cool guy to hangout with.

Mohammed is Sooo amazing dude!

by Thatkid6969 December 3, 2018

Mohammed Mustache

Just like a Dirty Sanchez, however after the wipe you sprinkle sand on it.

Man you should have been there last night! I gave this girl a mohammed mustache, it was sweet.

by Dino Tank March 3, 2008

15 minutes on Mohammed

A holiday celebrated between locals of the northern Canadian region which is used to celebrate struggle and capability but also comedy and friendship. Celebrated at 2:15 Am on certain days. Created by Connor, Quinn, Orlando, justice, nolan, josh, Cordell and other members of the HSMC group.

Omg justice look at that!! We did it, it’s 15 minutes on Mohammed!!! Everyone spread the news

by Connor (creator of 15 minutes) December 31, 2021