mog

To masturbate and jog at the same time.

Connor mogs to improve his cardio.

by EllisHobbs December 21, 2010

Mog

a fictional creature from the final fantasy video game series. they say the word ''kupo'' alot.

Mogs say 'kupo'!

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

Mog

A mog is described as someone being so ugly that they are named as a 'thing'

Example 1: 'Hey Jessica, look at Natalie over there, she is such a mog'

Example 2; 'You are such a mog its unbelievable, you are just so darn ugly'

by Lozarrr1994 July 11, 2012

MOG

like OMG but better, its also easier to say.

dude: OMG, look at the purple giraffe!
awesome dude: ummm, MOG!!

by DiCampo August 11, 2008

Mogging

When a woman effortlessly and savagely, usually via her ample bosom, outshines other women in the room.

Christina Hendricks is absolutely mogging her costars right now.

by WilyGeorgeDynamite October 9, 2020

Mog

Commonly used in African American Culture and is used to describe an individual that is highly annoying, destructive, and contributes little or nothing to society. They may also collect into large groups and form a "mog mob."

Them foo's from C-Squad is some straight MOGZ

by iLikePai November 17, 2009

mog

Label used to describe a person with the most extreme nerd-like qualities. Common characteristics include, but are not limited to, glasses, short pants, excessive focus in mathematics or computer sciences, unibrows, social difficulty, fanny packs, and highly developed hand coordination due to frequent typing and fervent masturbation.

Mogs often start sentences with phrases such as "theoretically", "mathematically", "according to quantum mechanics", and "Star Wars". They are often found at libraries, science fairs, and virtual online gaming sites.

The 13 year old in my calculus 201 class is such a mog ass.

"In essence, I discovered a non-conservative particle which connects general relativity, quantum mechanics, electromagnetism, quark function, and spectral dimensions, so, indeed, I must decline your offer to voluptuously copulate," said the mog to the supermodel.

by mrbob2013 May 13, 2011