Monologue of Moving On

The monologue that you write after a break up, be it as a dumpee or as the dumper. It self-indulgently describes in great detail the feelings that you have been through before, during, or after the break down of your relationship, or all. This results in many paragraphs of text, often re-written to the quality of a college essay, to eloquently as possible express your thoughts and emotions. This may be written immediately after the break up, to clear the air and begin the healing process, or it may take a while to get straight in your head. It can be written a long time after the break up, as you may not want to look weak by showing that you were still thinking about the relationship, or give off the false impression that you want to get back together.

Though the ex that you send this to may no longer care about your emotions regarding the relationship, by the time you write your Monologue of Moving On you are ready to leave them to their own devices and move on.

I was tormented for a while with all the things I never said to him during the relationship, but after I wrote my Monologue Of Moving on I felt a lot better, even though it pissed him off.

The next time she spoke to me, I replied with a Monologue of Moving On, to show her that it was totally over for me.

by Fen_94 April 26, 2013

Modelogism

A modelogism, refers to any neologism used by fashion models. Neologisms are newly coined terms, words, or phrases, and Modelogisms are those specific to models and the fashion industry.

ModerCize is a Modelogism used by models that refer to any activity like shopping and dancing that a model defines as exercise.

Modeltude is a Modelogism that refers to a a models attitude.

Skealthy, is a Modelogism meaning skinny but still healthy.

ModelTourage is a Modelogism referring to an entourage of models.

by Supermodel YOU February 10, 2013

Momologue

A lengthy, tedious speech or address delivered by your mom usually preaching a moral platitude

She just performed her dinner table momologue addressing the lack of productivity in the household.

Mom’s momologue consisted of lecturing me about my bad grades and staying out late.

by Savyrose3 January 1, 2020

monologuee

The person or person who is on the receiving end of a monologue.

"That's cool", said Jeff, and he became the monologuee for a speech about actuary tables that lasted for over an hour.

by Tom Carbon OG October 3, 2020

Momologue

n. 1. A series of one-sided comments from a mother to her child. 2. Life experience poured out from a mother to her children in a dictatorial fashion. 3. Household rules and regulations designed to increase the value of young humans given in a manner that does not allow for backtalk. 4. A one-sided conversation between mother and child where the mother does 100% of the talking.

I couldn't get away any sooner because I was encumbered by a momologue that seemed it would never end.

by CrisMiss April 26, 2021

Male Monologue

Male Monologue is when a high IQ schizophrenic autistic guy talks to himself. It is usually followed by evil laughter when his retarded ranting is accompanied by coherent but politically incorrect sentences.

Male Monologuist: "Women do not belong in the kitchen because you cannot do the laundry without leaving the kitchen. Nietzsche talked about this."

Random person: "???"

Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."

Random person: "????!!!"

Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"

Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"

Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."

Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).

by Monologuist November 26, 2023

(U-Bahn-Monologues)

I want to contact you
But i don't know how

I want you to know that i don't know how to contact you privately
I am ready

Are you ready
(U-Bahn-Monologues)

by Krkič August 11, 2023