modelogue 

A person who shows a comedy show,theater,story or tells what something means or show how you do it

I did a modelogue on my youtube video about how to show people how to paint

modelogue by anonymous October 25, 2020

inner modelogue 

(noun) Dialogue to yourself that causes you to make bad decisions based on your over-inflated egotistical self image.

Thoughts you have to yourself when you look in a mirror.

I know I shouldn't have let that creepy guy take pictures of me, but my inner modelogue just told me to do it. What if he'd been a talent scout??

The other day, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and my inner modelogue went crazy.

inner modelogue by shanut March 16, 2009

Bad Guy Monologue 

The tendency of some "geniuses" to tell people of their master plan to destroy them before actually doing it. This usually results in the plan being foiled and said "evil mastermind" getting their comeuppance.

Multiple James Bond Films.

"Oh great, ol' Goldfinger's got diarrhea of the mouth again and is giving his 'Bad Guy Monologue' before he saws the guy in half with a laser..."

"One of these days that's going to bite him in the ass."

Bad Guy Monologue by Will Colfax December 24, 2011

Inner monologue high

When you become so zooted (stoned) that you begin talk to yourself in the third person, while often creating imaginary people to have hypothetical conversations with. Essentially, you are having a conversation with multiple people that are within your mind discussing hypothetical situations that are often ridiculous and far-fetching.

Dude1: John, Look at that man cutting the grass! We need to stop him, he's murdering those blades of grass!

Pseudo-Dude2: Holy haberdashery John, you're right! He's a monster! Those poor blades of grass!

Pseudo-Dude3: Think about the baby grass blades! Watching their parents being gruesomely murdered and knowing that one day, they will be murdered too!

Dude1: Holy shit John, you're inner monologue high.

Inner monologue high by Mr. Expendable November 23, 2009

monologue 

One person speaking alone, often to more than one other person without expected comment

Jay Leno might as well have a dialogue, since his band leader always laughs at the jokes that bomb and then continues to talk to Jay to make up for the silence afterwards

monologue by larstait October 29, 2003

momologue

When your mother or mother-in-law calls to talk about everything and nothing at the same time. You have no hope of ever contributing to said conversation, and this tends to last for hours at a time. Unless you can find a timely excuse to get off the phone, you "lose signal", you pass the phone off to someone else (also known as a dick move), or she runs out of things to say (ie, the end of the world) you are permanently glued to the phone.

Jimmy was waiting for his girlfriend to call and was unfortunate enough to walk into a momologue due to his lack of caller ID.

Larry had been subjegated to so many hours of momologue, that 6 days later his landlady discovered his emaciated body attached to a phone, with some faint chatter going on in the background.

"Dude, your mom needs friends or something, thats the 3rd party you've missed this month."
"Dude, I know! She momologued for so long, I took a nap, woke up, and she was still going on about Aunt Linda's dog!"

momologue by phoenix_starr23 April 19, 2009

momologue

When your mom gives you an excessively long lecture about stuff you did wrong.

I left my bike out in the rain and had to come inside and listen to my mom give me a two hour momologue about how I need to learn the value of money.

momologue by tommytoes January 11, 2012