matarded

a person who is so dumb they can't even say what they are.

your so frikin matarded!!!

by stew pididiot December 3, 2007

maltar

to get a girl drunk so u can do her, but only after moran banged her

he's planning to maltar her after prom

by iopklty May 8, 2005

mataroni

A sexy ass motherfucker that has a huge ass dick and likes to bang his girlfriend all night

Mataroni is fucking her right now

by Mataroni March 12, 2015

matarded

Adjective. The status of being highly intoxicated and saying and doing stupid things, but still being the life of the party.

Larry: Dude I was so messed up last night. I hope I didn't say or do anything I'm gonna regret.

Bradley: Yeah actually you got naked in front of everyone. You were pretty matarded.

by D-Money-Maorty September 12, 2011

Maltard

A cross between malco-ordinated and a retard

"Oh my god you're such a maltard"

by Tomm0 July 6, 2005

Meatard

A vegetarian

"uhh sorry i don't eat meat... I'm slightly meatarded"

by Josh Vinson July 1, 2008

maltar

to sneak your way into..to be the most annoying fucking person ever. a weasel.

he tried to maltar his way into our shore house.

by S.B. March 31, 2005